First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Fantasylord]

Uh geez what do gotta do to get a burger around here.

 

[Darth IB]

Shit... how much did I drink last night?

 

[SmellyBoy88]

This would've been better about a year ago, but here goes.

"Duke Nukem: Forever still isn't out?!"

 

[wizard_joe88]

I'd say something along the lines of
"Why are you people starting at me!"

 

[Bravo 21]

"wtf just happened?" Because after awakening from a coma, there is no way I know what is goign on.

 

[Shaegor]

"I'm hungry..." The only logical thing to say.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Some completely random one-liner...

Like...erm

*Wakes up* "....It's just been revoked"

 

[Always_Remain]

"DAMMIT MODERN SCIENCE WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET ME DIE. IT WOULD BE WAY MORE PEACEFUL AND LESS BULLSHIT-LIKE IF I JUST DIED DURING THAT GREAT NAP. FUCK." . . . . . Is probably what I would think to myself. Depending on my company when I awoke, it'd probably be something along the lines of "Oh hey guys. Nice to see you again." Or some other boring thing.

 

[Edavies696]

i'd say nothing, simply grope the nearest boob and go back to sleep

 

[Sovvolf]

So... I had a bit of a lay in... Anyone fancy making me a Coffee.

 

[HontooNoNeko]

HAHA! did you see that jump I almost made it too... hey how did I get here?

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

"Oh, I was just having such a nice dream!" *goes back to sleep

 

[NEVRINx54]

what'd i miss?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Man that was tiring, I'm going to sleep."

 

[funguy2121]

"1.21 Jigawatts."

"Do models look like attractive women again?"

"Wow, Bush hasn't gotten us all killed."

"The President is a whut?!"

 

[Zizzousa]

'Mom...Pepsi?'

 

[Robert2812]

Id yawn for as long as possible then resume the coma

 

[Tomster595]

"...Where am I and who the fuck are you people"

Seriously, if you've ever fainted or anything like that before, waking up is scary. I passed out in a doctors office once an I woke up tot the doctor and nurse lifting me off the floor. I had no idea who they were, where I was or how much time had passed. I was FREAKED OUT.

 

[Hoplon]

"Oh shit I over slept didn't I"

 

[Hoppetussa]

"This isn't where I parked my car"