First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Echo136]

I really need to pee.

 

[WaReloaded]

Of all the nurses in the world...

 

[Shadesong]

"Of all the people in the world, why'd it have to be you who I wake up to!?"

I plan to say the same thing to the future Mrs Shadesong, oddly enough.

 

[Blitzwarp]

"What do you mean Pluto isn't a planet?"

 

[Raven's Nest]

Gimme 15 minutes guys, i've got something to take care of... *points down*

 

[onewhiterabbit]

where is everybody?

 

[Benn_Walden]

*wakes up surrounded by people*
Me- "Did i finally get the achievement for sleeping?