First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Gustav Martling]

"Is Nintendo Hardcore yeHOLY FUCK I'M TWENTY!"

 

[ImprovizoR]

Give me Mass Effect 3 NOW!

Yes, I wouldn't care about nothing else.

 

[Wicky_42]

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!? Wait, what...?"

 

[Infernai]

*in gravely snake voice* "Kept you waiting, huh?"

 

[DanielBrown]

"DIABLO III! GIVE IT TO ME!!!"

 

[strangemoose]

is episode 3 out yet? no? damn it put me back under!

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Told you I was immortal!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

"How long was i unde?"

Yano, the normal question someone would ask

This, or "What year is it?"

 

[NerdElf]

Where am I? What time is it? You're all alive! So good!
On a sarcastic note:
Is Basescu still president?
On a lulzy note:
It's time to
*Shades on*
Start drinking cofee....


YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

[godlessheretic]

Have the cancelled Family Guy again yet?

 

[Ray De Ation]

"I've come here from 2010 to give you a terrible warning! DON'T! TRUST! THE PLANTS!"

 

[Blue Horn]

"Oh damn, the bungee cord was still too long huh?"

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

My foot! I can itch my fucking foot!

 

[bak00777]

*big yawn* that was refreshing

 

[thiosk]

where all the white women at

 

[dkyros]

So there is such thing as a sex coma.

 

[Elemental]

"My Arkham City copy!!.. WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT!?!?!"

 

[Josh Diaz]

have they made a game thats so critically acclaimed that it would make up for the 5 years of sex i didnt have in 20 mins

 

[Thedayrecker]

"I'm gonna take a nap"

 

[Ham_authority95]

"Man, I'm going to do SO much cocaine...and rape so many fine bitches. It'll be like '5 o-clock? Its *****-raping time!'"

Cookie for those who know where this is from.