First Words

[Blixt]

No, nothing sentimental, like what was your first word, but rather what would have liked to have your first word been? In my sexy, sexy opinion, I would have like to babbled something along the lines of "Quote". So when on my last breath, on my death bed, surrounded by my friends and family, I could say "End Quote". Tear jerking and emotionally riviting, but most importantly worth a few cheap laughs

 

[Molikroth]

"You're all doomed."
"I am Molikroth. Your biological and technological distinctivenesses will be added to my own. Your civilizations will adapt to serve me."

That kinda thing.

 

[RhinoTuna]

"Well that was one hell of a procedure!"

I'd prefer to say that just after i popped out though. Credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[Sewblon]

"The sea shall run red with the blood of the innocent and all who oppose my rein shall be damned unto 7 generations."

 

[Blixt]

Why so many evil first words?

 

[Molikroth]

For me, because I'm too lazy to enter politics and bring about the reign of the antichrist. If I'd started off life with a promise to live up to, I'd feel obliged to carry it out.

In before "hurr Obama beat u 2 it ne way lol!1".

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Wheres the keys im going for a drive.

 

[crimsondynamics]

Lemme back in!

 

[Blixt]

Eeee, my first topic is staying on the main page board! I feel so topical, for lack of a better word. But it may have to do with the time difference, but who cares. Hooray!

 

[latenightapplepie]

Oh great, I'm going to have his looks!

 

[Lance Icarus]

"They're here."

 

[rottenbutter]

"Will you keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!"

 

[Unholykrumpet]

Your first topic is actually pretty awesome. I commend you, and I enjoy your "quote" thing. Unfortunately, I cannot think of anything clever, so I'll just be boring and say Hi and welcome.

 

[Blixt]

Your first topic is actually pretty awesome. I commend you, and I enjoy your "quote" thing. Unfortunately, I cannot think of anything clever, so I'll just be boring and say Hi and welcome.

Thank you very much! That actually ment a lot, and this is the reason I joined the Escapist

 

[Danny Ocean]

FOOOD! BLAAARGH!

No, seriously, I just asked my mum.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

In a booming, almost godlike tone.... "SUP, NIGGAS?"

 

[jim_doki]

I would have like to have been crowning as the piano, played by the doctor started the greatest piano riff of all time:
Midwife: Just one more push
Ma Doki; unnng!
*pop*
Jim: *cry in perfect Eb*
Doc: Its a BOY!
Jim: (Singing)Fear me you lords and lady preachers! I decend apon your earth from the sky! I COMMAND your very soul you unbelievers, Bring before me what is mine! the seven seas of Rhye
Tophat flies on stage with cane, Jim catches and dance routine begins...

just an extract...
(For the unfamiliarised: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=P1j-6vRykFs)

 

[Typhusoid]

Whadup

 

[Molikroth]

"First post".

 

[foolishnun]

I think I'll keep the one I already have. My first word was "Why?" and I'm quite proud of that.

Though I do feel I should mention that I was probably mimicking my mum saying "Why? Oh, Why are you systematically painting the living room walls with custard?", or something to that effect.