First Words

[rossatdi]

"Jesus mum, would it kill you to douche occasionally?"

I am so so sorry.

 

[Blixt]

Eviscerate the proletariat! Awww 5 decades too late. I would love it if a baby could be politically informed. Or better yet, politically informed, but outdated. Crazy Babies!

 

[jewru]

id have to say my first word would be "get" shortly followed by "me some god damn chicken wings"

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Mine would be something around, "Jesus Christ it's bright in here!"

Followed by a request(More of a demand) For some food or I was going to scream my head off.

 

[jewru]

In a booming, almost godlike tone.... "SUP, NIGGAS?"

LOL, i can only imagine the look on the doctors face

 

[Nazulu]

Mum, you look like you just had a baby!

 

[orifice]

ARRGH God no! its horrible. push me back in push me back in!

 

[rossatdi]

"Not again."

 

[rottenbutter]

"Who am I? Why am I here? What is my purpo- Oh hey, T.V.!"

 

[Vlane]

"First!"

I think it's great.

 

[Lt. Sera]

"Duuuuuuuude"

 

[Hoppetussa]

"Don't feed me after midnight" Gremlins reference.

 

[Blixt]

"Oh my GOD, you guys again!"

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

Holy Shit! What a RIDE!!!!!

 

[Zallest]

"*Fart*, Excuse me...."

 

[curlycrouton]

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?!"

 

[Zallest]

"This was a triumph... I'm making a note here HUGE success..-continue-"

 

[PureChaos]

'you have me as a son...gutted'

 

[ianuam]

My, this isn't what the brochure promised.

My actual first word was 'santa' or father christmas. First word i read was Asda. Yes, Asda.

 

[Combined]

"Say, do you have any cigarettes?"