Flirt with the user BELOW YOU!!!

[fanklok]

Hahaha yes, flirting the terrifying and difficult (possibly) ancient art of finding pretty girls that will talk to you, and since doing with the person above you makes it some what easier, you have to do it with the person below you, it's like trying to do it with a blindfold on in a room of invisible people. MUAHAHAHA

"wouldn't the binldfold be unessential since you already can't see them?"
"shutup!"
"Your logic is a failure."
"ZA WARUDO... wryyyy. Now that that is out of the way"

I expect this to be filled with awkward hilarity, oh and so theres some degree of skill derived in this, try to make it directed at the avatar or username of who you think may be posting next

So no editing, and if your uncreative in the flirting field just some crazy innuendo will suffice

anyway since I can actually participate in the OP

Is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

EPIC! How did you know!

Nice bun and thighs!

 

[fanklok]

I have 1337 time hacking skillz

that isn't a sandwich you got there

 

[Pimppeter2]

... I'm scared.

I'm not sure I can take on Five guys

 

[fanklok]

I think not

well petey I'll let you pimp me as much as you want.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Heck yes.

Well, I'm not sure I can take so much metal

 

[fanklok]

Maybe
[sub]nothing like three guys flirting with each other over the internet eh?[/sub]

I'll make you even more swollen
[sub]and thats not by hitting you[/sub]

 

[Cherry Cola]

You've got the wrong guy.

Also, I shall sue you for stealing my idea of "below you" threads!

Originality is gone now!

Eh, what do I care, I got my badges. MOAHAHAHAHA!

Actually, what say me and you go take a nice hot bath, maybe but on some music and have spontaneous anal sex?

 

[Smagmuck_]

What, no!

I don't think that'll be nessesary, should it?

 

[Dorian]

What? Get away from me, joo freak!

I see you thar, eyeing my awesomesauce.
[sup]Yay thinly veiled sexual innuendos![/sup]

 

[Julianking93]

Oh damnit, you caught me.

Hey there you. I say you eying me. I think you're sexy too. Oh don't worry, I won't hurt you. I'll treat you right...

 

[TimeLord]

Why hello there ^^

How you doin?
/Joey

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'm fine, you smexy person.

Surprise buttsecks anyone?

 

[Julianking93]

Fine but I want to be the butch this time!

Why hello. I'll skip the bullshit. I find you very attractive. Wanna do some sex?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Only if Vaudevillian can watch

Do I have to pay you or can you give it to me for free?

 

[Julianking93]

You know you get it free Hubilub. Regulars get special treatment

Hey, sexy thang. Wanna get busy and freaky in that order?

 

[Cherry Cola]

As long as the other dude is THE dude. Which is me.

Gangbang. NAO!

 

[Dorian]

What?! No no no! Please, go one at a time and you'll all be happy!

Hey, you wanna go 'make some eggs'?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sure, scrambled or poached?

Quantum Theory states that nothing can exist before it is seen; but I can't besure about that, because I'm sure you've been here my whole life.

 

[fanklok]

I, uhh what?

I bet those guitar playing fingers can work it better then anyone else.
[sub]anyone else think this is starting to get kinda creepy?[/sub]