FMyLife.com

[Motiv_]

Keeping my promise to keep you fellow escapee's entertained/stimulated for as long as possible, I found this little beauty from a friend of mine, [TY Rachel!] and I must say it's somewhere between hilarious and somewhat depressing.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Sorry if this has been done before, I searched under FML, FMyLife, and Fuck My Life. Copy and Paste your favorite FML's, or post your own!

My personal FML...

Today, I just finished a 100 page report on the past month's business expenses. My boss screamed at me for over 10 minutes for misspelling the company name. FML.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I knew it already, it's lots of fun

Only, isn't this advertising?

 

[Insanum]

I love you for showing me that site.

 

[chimmers]

Most of them are fake, taken from other sites, or just unfunny etc, but it's a decent way to relieve boredom sometimes at uni.

 

[Lexodus]

Also, there's http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ , which are hilarious. It's in the same style, so you should check that out too.

 

[Calobi]

Only, isn't this advertising?

If it's not his, I don't think it is. Although it's definitely on the border at the very least.

On topic: This is kind of old, but still a decent way to pass time between classes. Or dring them.

 

[Motiv_]

Only, isn't this advertising?

Well, if it is, then by all means I apologize, and the mods may lock this thread.

 

[Trivun]

Only, isn't this advertising?

Well, if it is, then by all means I apologize, and the mods may lock this thread.

I think you're probably alright, it isn't too bad since it isn't your own site and you've been here longer than a couple of days and actually have a fair number of posts. If you'd been here for a day and had about 5 posts then there'd be suspicion, but you're probably okay for now.

As for my FMyLife, I had my exam results back last week. See, each module I take at university is worth a certain amount of credits, usually ten per module. We have to take modules totalling 120 credits and to get into next year, we have to pass at least 80 credits worth of modules. 100 credits means we become eligible for an Honours degree, which is slightly better than normal. Anyway, I passed 100 credits out of 120, which means I progress as an Honours student next year. Or it would, if the one module I failed (worth 20 credits), wasn't a Pass for Progression module. So I have to do a resit for that single module to get into next year. The irony is if I'd passed it and failed any other two modules, I'd be through next year as an Honours student anyway. The system is basically stupid, so now I have to wait until late August to resit the exam or they kick me out of university. Only 12 marks from a pass too, which makes it all the more annoying...

 

[skcseth]

Also, there's http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ , which are hilarious. It's in the same style, so you should check that out too.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Both equally funny sites. I like FML better though. Some of the stories might be fake, but they're entertaining none the less.

"Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML."

Ha!

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Also, there's http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ , which are hilarious. It's in the same style, so you should check that out too.

You know I love you and hate you at the same time.
I love you because this site is hilarious.
I hate you because I was going to call my girlfriend, now I'm distracted and in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

 

[Lexodus]

Also, there's http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ , which are hilarious. It's in the same style, so you should check that out too.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Both equally funny sites. I like FML better though. Some of the stories might be fake, but they're entertaining none the less.

"Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML."

Ha!

As opposed to "(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog"
and
"(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out."

(those aren't even the best on there, they were the last ones I read).

 

[Lexodus]

Also, there's http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ , which are hilarious. It's in the same style, so you should check that out too.

You know I love you and hate you at the same time.
I love you because this site is hilarious.
I hate you because I was going to call my girlfriend, now I'm distracted and in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

You're welcome, I hope

 

[Motiv_]

Only, isn't this advertising?

Well, if it is, then by all means I apologize, and the mods may lock this thread.

I think you're probably alright, it isn't too bad since it isn't your own site and you've been here longer than a couple of days and actually have a fair number of posts. If you'd been here for a day and had about 5 posts then there'd be suspicion, but you're probably okay for now.

As for my FMyLife, I had my exam results back last week. See, each module I take at university is worth a certain amount of credits, usually ten per module. We have to take modules totalling 120 credits and to get into next year, we have to pass at least 80 credits worth of modules. 100 credits means we become eligible for an Honours degree, which is slightly better than normal. Anyway, I passed 100 credits out of 120, which means I progress as an Honours student next year. Or it would, if the one module I failed (worth 20 credits), wasn't a Pass for Progression module. So I have to do a resit for that single module to get into next year. The irony is if I'd passed it and failed any other two modules, I'd be through next year as an Honours student anyway. The system is basically stupid, so now I have to wait until late August to resit the exam or they kick me out of university. Only 12 marks from a pass too, which makes it all the more annoying...

Well, then thanks. I plan on staying quite a long time here on the escapist. As for your FML, sucks man. Reminds me of when I filled out a huge college application, but got rejected because I forgot to fill in my name. I was pissed for a LONG time. [Or angry, if you're British]

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Fuck My Life huh? I was thinking this phrase all day long... The site sounds fun. Gonna go check it out.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I couldn't stop laughing at this one: (215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

 

[DI7789]

There are lots of this kind of website:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.html
http://notalwaysright.com/

 

[Motiv_]

I couldn't stop laughing at this one: (215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

I'm christian and I found that epically hilarious.