Fniff's Guide To Tyler Durdens

[Fniff]

Sometimes, bits of our psyche decide to butt in and start taking over. This is called Fight Club Syndrome. We have to combat it, or we are just causing the end of civilization in no time.

Let's do it!

THE GUIDE TO TYLER DURDENS.

The Cop AKA Teacher.

He's the voice in the back of your head who tells you what to do, and how to. It degrades you, and you grow weary of it. Do not worry, we all have it.

Chance of taking over: High.

Drug Addict AKA Kid Speedy

The side of your brain who thinks something was pretty good and wants it. All the time. It never stops. " I WANT PIZZA, YOU DESERVE IT!" " I WANT CHOCOLATE, YOU DESERVE IT!" It screams ALL the time.

Chance of taking over: Not much. You'd die from over eating before he does any actual damage.

The Nerd

Did you know pie is not actually made from pi-- He constantly shouts facts that are pointless. Usually happens in a test.

Chance of taking over: Zilch, though you'd be screwed if he actually did.

Tyler

Southern Accent: Oh boy, this one is a REAL Tyler Durden. After years and years of repressed anger, he usually comes out from his cobwebs and consumes you. You will think is real. He is YOU, but better. He is better at everything.

Chance of taking over: Are you kidding me? 1000000/10.

EXTREME!!!!!111-- Oh, Extreme Kid

This guy is insane. He is the voice that wants you to jump off the cliff, or go into the mine marked "BLOODY HUGE MONSTER HERE".

Chance of taking over: Soon. So, very soon.

You

Well, this guy already took over you. What? You think you are the real you? Ha. You took over the body when he or she was just born.

Chance of taking over: Already has.

 

[Cargando]

Hah. It's all true, I've heard him shouting at me in the recesses of my mind. Normally I just shout back at him. I don't think I'm going to get taken over any time soon, I'm far too gentle.

Now I just have to figure out who the bloke telling me to shout at the weatherman on the telly is...

 

[Quaxar]

Man, I am posessed by an inner nerd Durden
constantly stupid/funny but not suitable for the actual question facts come up during tests... scary

 

[CK76]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

 

[Fniff]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Who the hell are you talking to?

 

[blue heartless]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Who the hell are you talking to?

You made a Fight Club thread and don't recognize this line? Dang.

 

[CK76]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Who the hell are you talking to?

You made a Fight Club thread and don't recognize this line? Dang.

Quite. We're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

 

[thylasos]

My guide: let this die.

 

[blue heartless]

I am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I've got sort of a Rager in my mind. You know who I'm talking about. The kind of guy who plays on Xbox Live and screams every kind of obscenity they can think of at anyone they can. Random situations trigger his appearance, but every time he comes out, he stays firmly lodged in my head. If he were ever to get out, I couldn't imagine the kind of fights I'd find myself in.

Normally though, I sort of float between the stoic badass Dan Smith (from Killer 7) and, well...Morrissey. Hey, who said my mind had to make any sense?

 

[Fniff]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Who the hell are you talking to?

You made a Fight Club thread and don't recognize this line? Dang.

I referencing the fact that

Spoiler

The Character talks to himself throughout the entire movie!