Food Frankenstein

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I'm going over my thread quota for the week but meh.

This one I like to call the Screamer. Its layered as follows:
Bun
Taco bread (not folded and spicy flavored, you know those red ones)
Aunt Jemima Pancake
Chopped up kraft dinner
All beef patty (large one)
Ketchup, mustard, relish, donair sauce
Cheese slices, pickles, and lettuce
Another pancake
chilli sauce (the pancake soaks it up well )
Bun
When my mother saw the mess in the kitchen, she named this beauty. *sniff*

What monsters have you created, no doubt those in uni have gone experimental with their food for money purposes.

 

[Omikron009]

The mantastic. A manly drink made up of whiskey, vodka, turpentine, gasoline and bull semen served boiling hot with a live scorpion in the glass. No...a radscorpion.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I have a crazy one I enjoy

bread

ham

lettuce

bread

I call it a "sandwich"


dude how are you not dead?possible immortal five...wait,I don't have a high five pic

have a cookie instead,you can always put it in your screamer

I'm probably gonna be amazed at the posts people made while I typed this.

EDIT: I wasn't

 

[Subzerowings]

I once put made 5 burgers on a grill and put bread, lettuce, cheese and ketchup between every piece of meat. Delicious.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Monkey Island Grog
Mix the following:

• Kerosene
  Propylene Glycol
  Artificial Sweeteners
  Sulphuric Acid
  Rum
  Acetone
  Red Dye no. 2
  Axle Grease
  Battery Acid
  and/or
  Pepperoni

 

[Proteus214]

Just...why? How does that thing even stand up?

 

[Redingold]

Awwww. I was expecting this to be about genetically modified food, or something. I'm disappointed now.

 

[Kasawd]

Coffee+Root beer and Salami and peanut butter

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Did you get it off that argentinian news post?

Nope, I got it from the game.

The game being The Secret of Monkey Island and one of my favourite games ever.

 

[Deleted]

I have to say I am disappointed in you guys. I thought mt gift was a common trait, but it seems no one is educated in the way of the food.

*Shakes head slowly*

 

[Cargando]

Not quite a recipe but I made myself a reggae reggae sauce sandwich once. Burnt my mouth out.

 

[ae86gamer]

I like to call my sandwich "Betty", don't ask why.

Its..

bread

turkey

bread

*GASP* I know. Its insane.

 

[FallenRainbows]

EDIT: Mowhha huzzar for quoting the news room to learn forum codes

 

[El Poncho]

Not quite a recipe but I made myself a reggae reggae sauce sandwich once. Burnt my mouth out.

It's so good you have to say it twice

Eh I made a bacon and cheese sandwich... I don't really put alot of food into one .

 

[LockHeart]

Well there was the double burger with added bacon, 2 different types of cheese, onion rings, mushrooms, sausage and barbeque sauce...

I couldn't move for a week.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

A bottle bottle of Tequila with a maggot in it. The maggot makes it taste better.