Force A Teen Girl To Swordfight, Go To Jail

Comando96

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... Well... errmmm....

If your gonna be a shit parent and an absolute **** you may as well do it in style?

...Yeah... what on earth happened here...

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ok ok... I was with you there until you started speaking in Unknown [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Unown_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29]. Who the fuck programmed that symbol in as its clearly just there to fuck with people?!
 

mrdude2010

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Satsuki666 said:
I would like to blame this one on religion and idiotic redneck americans. I would also like to thank white trash everywhere for providing me with hours and hours of entertainment with your stupidity by doing things like this. The only thing that would have made this story even worse was if the guy had a mullet.
elitist much?
 

KarlMonster

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Daughter broke the rules, and got a whupping for it. I'm fine with that, I'll even hold your coat while you're busy doing it.

THEN, just to prove to her that you can't just run around doing whatever you like, you must put your armor on, so I can continue beating you at this ungodly hour. [I'm thinking this is the adult version of doing whatever you want, and therefore tends to nullify whatever lesson was being reinforced.] AND THEN, just to make sure that I've made my point, you must watch a tele-evangelist for a few hours.
Seriously, I'm pretty sure that there are specific clauses against tele-evangelists in the Geneva Convention.

Now, before anyone calls this a story (and I'm not at all sure that it is), did anyone see her armor? The story is quick to call it faux-armor, but people that 'train' with wooden swords usually use some serious padding - if they have any brains.
And wouldn't her visible bruises be from earlier bouts?

Kapol said:
In fact ... Why the hell did this need to be posted here? I honestly don't understand. I've been seeing a lot of 'ungaming' (as the tags seem to say) news that I honestly don't think belong here. I'll admit the Escapist isn't just a video-game related website, but I'd still consider it an 'entertainment-focused website.' That doesn't mean serious stuff needs to be avoided. But I do think that it still needs to have some relation to the other content or main focus of the site. As it is, this story seems really out of place here.
Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!

I think the keyword 'sword' triggered the 'titillation' subroutine in the news department. You know, because if Link uses a sword, then any darn fool of a human being that plays with wooden swords - as if they are Peter Pan - must be barmy. Like me.
 

Custard_Angel

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All my blame goes to the father.

You can talk about how society influences people all you like, but at the end of the day its up to a person to decide what's right and what's wrong.

Evidently in this guys head something has snapped and he messed up. Badly.

He'll go to jail and he'll learn his lesson. Or he won't. At the end of the day its up to him to sort his own mess out.
 

sogortheogre

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jobu59749 said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
I always though people who dress up and go to the Renaissance Fair were deranged.

Guess I was right... : /
I don't know the guy personally, but I can tell you by looking at him and what he's wearing, he's part of the SCA most likely. With that, I'm part of the SCA and the this is not what it does to people. I would never do such a thing, there are people who take the organization way to seriously and shit like this happens. The parents deserve whatever happens to them, but don't take this as a reflection of the SCA, majority of us are as sane as the rest of the 'normal' population.

And you aren't right about anything, maybe if you weren't so narrow-minded and willing to do some research or talk to people that do this stuff...you'd know that.
I don't know whether or not anyone has agreed with you or not, but I don't have the time to sift through seven pages to find out. I agree, from the picture it looks like he is wearing standard SCA gear, especially from his sword, and it looks like there are bars over the face of his helmet, but I'm not positive.
 

wehrp3nguin

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I say old chap said:
"What do we say to the god of death?"

"Lose some weight fatty."

DRAW STEEL FOUL DAUGHTER!
Good parenting took a wrong turn when, he hit her with enough force to leave bruises, and did not take the cellphone from the very start.
Otherwise the girl, who snuck out to a party disobeying her parents' wishes, probably said some thing smart-alecky like that to warrant such unusual punishment. Does no one use a leather belt or slipper anymore?