Forced Evoloution.

[JoshFTL]

I just had a theory on how we could force evoloution onto peopple that I though was actualy rather good.

It came to me as I was watching a programme about a man who trained in the cold to help him indure it better. I thought that if you got a group of people and put them and their offspring through the same training for generations they would eventually develop a natural resstance to the cold, which would be usefull for colonosation of other planets ( they would be rather cold places)

Back to the volcano-lair!

 

[El Poncho]

Yeah but human rights gets in the way of things.

 

[Radeonx]

It wouldn't work well. I'm too lazy to explain it, but I'll just leave it as [HEADING=3]THE PEOPLE MIGHT DIE[/HEADING]

 

[NeedAUserName]

Evolution takes so long that it would be pointless to force it on that level, it would be so much faster just to change fetuses genetics.

 

[JoshFTL]

Evolution takes so long that it would be pointless to force it on that level, it would be so much faster just to change fetuses genetics.

We should graft penises onto thier arms to make a race of penis-arm people.



YES ITS TOTALLY NECCESSARY!

 

[Azraellod]

ah, artificial selection.

i always hated it. the idea is good on principle, but it fails to take various human rights into account.

especially when you take it to the level my brother briefly thought of doing... that's the first time he really worried me.

 

[Erana]

That's not how evolution works.
Just because you trained someone and their kids to endure the cold, doesn't mean that they'd have more resistant children.
You'd have to only let the people with attributes naturally more resistant to the cold breed.

 

[randomrob]

Just use a fire stone on them, then they'll warm the other planets up with their mere presence.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I wonder if Vader ever had a force evolution power?

 

[murphy7801]

Hahaha oh dear basically all completely pointless. Its technology we use it to do things greater than are genes !

 

[JoshFTL]

That's not how evolution works.
Just because you trained someone and their kids to endure the cold, doesn't mean that they'd have more resistant children.
You'd have to only let the people with attributes naturally more resistant to the cold breed.

They could clone the original Cold-resitant guy and then breed them like that, using only artificialy embryos, but do it in secret as not to incur the wrath of the human rights people who would rather create a super powerful race of penis armed people. Those kooky human rights activists, what will they do (or stop people doing) next!

 

[murphy7801]

That's not how evolution works.
Just because you trained someone and their kids to endure the cold, doesn't mean that they'd have more resistant children.
You'd have to only let the people with attributes naturally more resistant to the cold breed.

They could clone the original Cold-resitant guy and then breed them like that, using only artificialy embryos, but do it in secret as not to incur the wrath of the human rights people who would rather create a super powerful race of penis armed people. Those kooky human rights activists, what will they do (or stop people doing) next!

Oh please don't keep cloning from the same source or even clones of clones it shortened there life span and leads horrible complications.

 

[JoshFTL]

Maybe you should read more into how evolution works.

I know how evoloution works natural selection, millions of years and all that none-hilarious consequence making crap. But it would be a good idea for some astronauts to be more resitant to the cold, possibly through stem cell research and what-not.

 

[KaiRai]

Umm, the only way that would work would be to kill the kids who weren't resistant to the cold. -_-

THIS IS.......evolution!?

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Perhaps you should put it forward to the proper authorities in a paper, but PLEASE spell-check it.

 

[Disaster Button]

I just had a theory on how we could force evoloution onto peopple that I though was actualy rather good.

It came to me as I was watching a programme about a man who trained in the cold to help him indure it better. I thought that if you got a group of people and put them and their offspring through the same training for generations they would eventually develop a natural resstance to the cold, which would be usefull for colonosation of other planets ( they would be rather cold places)

Back to the volcano-lair!

What if the planets were too hot? Where's your precious Science now?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Umm, the only way that would work would be to kill the kids who weren't resistant to the cold. -_-

I like this plan and I think Max does too, he fucking hates kids

 

[axia777]

I will say it again, Evolution through Genetic Manipulation is what the future will hold. Ever see Gattaca? That is a good view of what is going to happen.

 

[JoshFTL]

Perhaps you should put it forward to the proper authorities in a paper, but PLEASE spell-check it.

Oh yeah I just noticed all the mistakes, was a little bit rushed though.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I had this same theory for the removal of AIDS, just let everyone fuck for about 5-10 generations and eventually everyone has AIDS, then somewhere down the line their children will have natural immunity and once all of the non-immune die, the human race won't have that particular problem anymore.