Forced to watch

[Frybird]

You are tied in to a chair and forced to watch a movie. What movie would you rather watch
1. Any of the Twilights
2. Transformers 2
3. The Star Wars prequels
4. Batman and Robin
5. any movie that has scared you when you where younger
6. A movie you really hate.

Anything but 6 and maybe 2, since i seen Transformers 2 with Rifftrax and even that was painfully tedious.

Twilight with Rifftrax is fun, and without it...well, i always find new ways to ***** about it.

The Star Wars Prequels were already seen by me more than once and although they can be painful at times and seem to get worse each time, they still have neat moments.

Batman and Robin...well, to be honest, the movie is awful. Very, VERY awful, and i knew that even back then despite being younger and more stupid. BUT, i think nowadays i much rather see this and laugh at it than watching Batman:Forever again.
Even though i found that one pretty okay once, nowadays when i think about it i just think about how very, VERY annoying Batman Forever is.
The Whole Movie is kinda like this:
Jim Carrey: AHUAHUAHUAHUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHA
Tommy Lee Jones: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Frybird:
..and i much rather have stupid than annoying, now matter how stupid.

And Movies that scared me as a child...well, most of them will probably bore me nowadays, so thats not a good thing, but then again if they scared me once they probably have SOMETHING worthwhile to them.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

Suck on that, random person who tied me in a chair! Why the hell'd you do that, anyway? What purpose does it serve? Why are you doing this to me?

More to the point, why did they tie you to a chair and then FORCE you to watch a movie of your choice? That doesn't even make sense.

OT: I'll probably go with the Star Wars prequels because although I have seen them and didn't mind them, I have forgotten everything that happened. Except Jar-Jar Binks... god damn I wish I could forget him...

That would be THIS "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus":

What... what did you just make me watch?

 

[-KC-]

"Any of the Twilights"

Because its more annoying then the rest.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Star Wars prequels, I liked them a lot.
Or Transformers 2; you can't not enjoy the explosions and robot fighting.

 

[Death God]

I'm surprised to see very few people picked 5. I'd pick 5 because it scared me as a kid. I am a lot older and seen a lot scarier stuff than in my childhood. Easy choice for me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Star Wars... average at best.

 

[Eventidal]

I intentionally watch bad movies in my spare time. I've seen the twilight saga about 3 times, The Room about 5, Birdemic about 5, etc ...

YOUR TEARIN ME APAHT BELLA!!!

I actually have a Johnny costume for when the local theatre puts on showings.

I loved The Room. I'd love to get more chances to see that movie. I don't know if I've ever had so much fun and laughter watching a movie before. But no theater around here would have the balls to put on a showing of The Room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY&feature=related

 

[KarlMonster]

Easy. As a child the film 'Alien' terrified me. It feels a bit schlocky now, but I'll still watch it.
Otherwise, I'm kinda partial to Episode II... oh right there was that fake love thing going on. I keep forgetting about that. Usually I was so damn drunk by the end of the film that I just remember that the Kamino sequences were pretty cool.

But you keep your B&R, Twilight and Uwe Boll pyrotechnics the hell away from me. I never wanted to see B&R. Batman Forever was just too horrible for words. It looked like an insane fashion designer assaulted Gotham City with neon paints delivered Saints Row style.

 

[UrieHusky]

4. Batman and Robin

A bat... CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*coughs and composes myself*
I've already been tied to a chair and forced to watch the twilight movies so does that make me exempt from this? =P
Failing that I'd say Transformers 2, I honestly didn't mind it that much.

 

[xvbones]

Batman and Robin.

ICE TO SEE YOUUUUU

 

[funguy2121]

You are tied in to a chair and forced to watch a movie. What movie would you rather watch
1. Any of the Twilights
2. Transformers 2
3. The Star Wars prequels
4. Batman and Robin
5. any movie that has scared you when you where younger
6. A movie you really hate.

Firstly: "A movie you really hate." The rest of the list was interesting. What is this? Doesn't that contradict the whole premise? These are all bad movies. Just curious.

In descending order:

Any movie that scared me when I was younger (why would it bother me now?)
The Star Wars prequels (all of them)
Transformers 2
Batman and Robin
Any of the Twilights

The last 2 were honestly difficult to order. Batman and Robin is probably a worst film when it comes to cinematic quality. It just looked, sounded and smelled like horseshit, the dialogue seemed to be composed by a toddler, the idea of sexuality was incredibly childish, a superhero is born when she finds a suit (and that's it!). But the philosophical premise of the Twilight films is positively abhorrent, and the co-opting of a perfectly good, if overdone, subgenre of horror by the Tween Commodity Machine is insufferable.

But at least they didn't put Justin Bie-

This just in. Justin Bieber has just been signed for the lead role in the Twilight prequels.

(and for the irony impaired, whom I'm sure are rushing to inform my stupid ass that there are no Twilight prequels, that is a joke)

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Star Wars prequels. Phantom Menace was pretty good, and I need a refresher on some of the details in Episodes 2 and 3 anyway.

Phantom menace wasnt all that great, AotC was abysmal, and RotS was just as good as A new hope or RotJ. Which are, as we should all be able to admit by now, kindy crappy movies with AMAZING EFFECTS

phantom menace is my favorite, empire strikes back is the best, and i will watch Harvey. That movie terrified me AND my sister when we were kids.

 

[A Weary Exile]

The prequels, because I actually like them. A little. I don't really think any of the Star Wars movies are all that spectacular, really.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Star Wars Prequels, I found them ok if you don't compare them to the originals.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Star wars prequels. Phantom menace was the very first star wars movie I watched, return of the jedi was the last...And this way I can avoid damn Twilight and god knows what else could come up

 

[Neko Pounce]

3. The Star Wars prequels

Because I've never seen a star wars movie in my life.

 

[Akimoto]

Batman and Robin. I assume it's the one with the suit nipples?

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I'd dismantle the spaceship and use the parts to build a motley crew of robot friends to help ease the pain, then sit in the front row of the theater so our silhouettes are clearly defined for anyone happening to be sitting in on it with us.

Darn that Dr Forrester...!!

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I'd dismantle the spaceship and use the parts to build a motley crew of robot friends to help ease the pain, then sit in the front row of the theater so our silhouettes are clearly defined for anyone happening to be sitting in on it with us.

Darn that Dr Forrester...!!

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

I'd likely sit through Transformers 2. I didn't absolutely hate it when I first saw it, even though I knew it was terrible. I think I could endure it again.