Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, you look weird when you're just wearing the helmet, gloves, and boots.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Fortunatly the weather is rather nice today in space.

You go on a date in the park and buy two hotdogs from a cart.

 

[VoltySquirrel]

Fortunately, girls dig your risky outfit and ask you out on a date. They look pretty damn good, too.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, they are also cannibals who only want to get you alone to eat pieces off of you.

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately youre into that

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, they eat so many pieces off of you that you bleed to death.

New string!
You are in the middle of an earthquake.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Fortunately you know the safety proceedures.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, they don't help much with several tons of concrete falling on your head.

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately you were already planning youre suicide

 

[goatzilla8463]

unfortunately, the hulk happens to be walking by and helps you, so you are thawted

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the hulk is not happy with you now.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Fortunately, you happen to be ironman and easily blast the hulk away

 

[slevin8989]

Unfortunately He's still the hulk and easily rips you in half

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, you love being ripped in half.

 

[slevin8989]

Unfortunately he decides he also want to do grotesque things to youre both halves

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, you died so you can't really care all that much at the moment.

 

[slevin8989]

Unfortunately when you get to heaven they have it on the big screen tv so everyone knows what hulk is doing to you and man it's embarasing

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, you miss everything.

 

[slevin8989]

Unfortunately everyone else catches the whole video and they all laughe at you

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, they all get sent to hell.