Fortunately/Unfortunately

[VoltySquirrel]

This is a rather simple game. Someone starts a story with one sentence. The next person states something bad that happened after the last event (sentence). Then, the next poster says something good that happened. For example:

A man was walking down the steet.
Unfortunatly, he was hit by a car.
Fortunatly, the man was rich, so he paid him to keep quiet.

And the cycle goes on until someone ends the story and begins with a new one. I'll begin:

A girl walked into a bar to get a beer.

 

[Daye.04]

Unfortainly every guy in the bar tried to get her in bed

 

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, she got around a bit so she didn't mind.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, she got around so much that she didn't need to have sex with someone to pass on an STD, so everyone in that bar was infected.

Pete just got his helicopter pilot's license.

 

[terribleyetfun]

unfortunately, he cheated the exam and practical tests and in reality does`nt know anything about flying helicopters.

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, he crashed into a soccer field, making mincemeat out of 3/4ths of the players!

Johnny has broken into somebody's house successfully.

 

[Woodster 117]

Unfortunately,he was cut alot by the broken glass in the process.

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, he was able to steal $20.00 from an ashtray before running like hell.
Doubly unfortunately, he died from massive blood loss 50 feet down the street.

Today is Eugine's lucky day! He found a $300K check on his counter, signed to him!

 

[revolverwolf]

Unfortunately it was a prank by his workmates.

 

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, the bank didn't realise this. Eugine is now a very rich man.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the government did, and he got thrown in jail.

You have been proven innocent of the charges of dog raping that were brought against you.

 

[Sparrow]

Unfortunatly, the dogs owner thought otherwise and cornered you in an alleyway.

 

[Shapsters]

Fortunately, you like being cornered in allyways

[Hey Neonbob, quit ending the stories will ya? ]

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the alleyway you are cornered in is not the usual one you enjoy the most. And the guy is carrying a power-axe.
[sup]Sigh...fine. Be that way [/sup]

 

[revolverwolf]

Fortunately you happen to be proficient in self-defense, and your opponent can't use power-axes properly.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the other person is more proficient in whupping your ass.

 

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, you've got a rather bitchin' shotgun, and pop a cop in his ass.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the cop you pop in his ass isn't too pleased about getting shot out of a shotgun and arrests you.

 

[Sparrow]

Fortunatly, your lawyer is Chuck Norris, who proceeds to kill all police officers in a 40 mile radius of you.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, his awesomeness wears off because he's really just an old guy who has been propped up by the internet as some kind of superhero, and the officers outside of that radius are now ready to beat you into a pulp.