Forum Legends Competition- Round 1

[Timotei]

This is going to end very badly for you and will probably result in a probation or at least a forum warning. This is just one gigantic versus thread and will result in nothing favorable.

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Anyway, if we have to suggest someone, I'm gonna pick some guy who is not me or Neonbob.

You realize if you do that, I must pick you, right?
Well, you or ShockValue. Just because I fucking love that guy. He's like a long distance brother that I don't feel like I want to strangle.
A good third is donuts.
Screw your bagels! Their healthiness is a horrible thing! Go with the heart clogger!
EDIT: Last pick: Everyone. Again.

I feel betrayed. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!

 

[Neonbob]

Anyway, if we have to suggest someone, I'm gonna pick some guy who is not me or Neonbob.

You realize if you do that, I must pick you, right?
Well, you or ShockValue. Just because I fucking love that guy. He's like a long distance brother that I don't feel like I want to strangle.
A good third is donuts.
Screw your bagels! Their healthiness is a horrible thing! Go with the heart clogger!
EDIT: Last pick: Everyone. Again.

I feel betrayed. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!

Aw, but of course we do, RAM. I didn't know if you wanted that broadcasted to the whole of the forum, though.
Besides, you are in Everyone!

 

[Cody211282]

I nominate this Box of Bagels.

He has done so much for the community, keeping it well fed and delicious. Especially when you get him and his buddy Cream Cheese in the room. They're a riot.

That box stole my copy of Fallout 3, I hate that box!

Oh this is a pull for who we like not hate, humm ok.... well I would say Shamus, oh yea I went there and dragged contributes into it(mostly because I don't know any of you people!)

 

[Pimppeter2]

This is going to end very badly for you and will probably result in a probation or at least a forum warning. This is just one gigantic versus thread and will result in nothing favorable.

This is why we can't have nice things!

This sentiment wraps everything up neatly and tidily. Essentially, this is ego-stroking to the nth degree, and these threads rarely focus on the members who really do the work on The Escapist - the staff and volunteer mods. Some of the members who get picked are constructive towards the community, but most are known more for their prolific nature.

Hey, that Box of Bagels has done a lot of work around the community. You show some goddamn respect or I'll have to ask you to step outside.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Anyway, if we have to suggest someone, I'm gonna pick some guy who is not me or Neonbob.

You realize if you do that, I must pick you, right?
Well, you or ShockValue. Just because I fucking love that guy. He's like a long distance brother that I don't feel like I want to strangle.
A good third is donuts.
Screw your bagels! Their healthiness is a horrible thing! Go with the heart clogger!
EDIT: Last pick: Everyone. Again.

I feel betrayed. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!

Aw, but of course we do, RAM. I didn't know if you wanted that broadcasted to the whole of the forum, though.
Besides, you are in Everyone!

Too late, I'm going back to Incredible Bullshitting Man. YOU WERE NOT PREPARED!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

-HULK SNIPS!-
Too late, I'm going back to Incredible Bullshitting Man. YOU WERE NOT PREPARED!

Now I feel betrayed. I THOUGHT WE HAD NOTHING!!!
You ripped my heart right out of my chest and threw it to a fire. You killed me, look!

OP, since I admire your spirit, I´m going to nominate Neonbob -See RAM, I can play this game too!