Forum Mottos

[King of Asgaard]

Off-topic:
'Property of Daystar Clarion'

 

[Scarim Coral]

Role Playing-
Choose wisely

Forum Game-
Mod free zone so go wild with your post!

 

[Fappy]

This one's easy...

Off-Topic:

"There are no rails."

This...
and I guess you already know Fappy but you're one of the main reasons behind it.
[sub][sub]nothing wrong with that thou[/sub][/sub]

No way, it's always Daystar's fault. Whether we know it or not.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Most of the Escapist fanbase:

"Derailing threads is against the rules?!"

Off Topic:

"Not being able to 'get' Bronies since 2009!"

 

[Guffe]

This one's easy...

Off-Topic:

"There are no rails."

This...
and I guess you already know Fappy but you're one of the main reasons behind it.
[sub][sub]nothing wrong with that thou[/sub][/sub]

No way, it's always Daystar's fault. Whether we know it or not.

(sorry for the late respons was watching YoungBoys - Liverpool)
Well I guess that is true
It seems to be something to do with his avatar, that strange fox running around all day, must make him mad or something.

 

[JoJo]

Roleplaying:

What is this place?

 

[yuval152]

This one's easy...

Off-Topic:

"There are no rails."

A million times this, espically with that fappy guy derailing threads all the time.

 

[anthony87]

Gender/Sexism threads:

"Your better judgement will tell you stay away from them. You'll then ignore the hell out of your better judgement".

 

[Ultress]

To the Forum in general:This Class Has Many Problems, Please Understand

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Threads in which guys whine about chicks only liking "jerks", I say to you:

"Holy fuck, Really?! Goddamn Son, you got some backwards ass outlooks!"

or

"Derailing? Do we really want to be on these rails to start with?"


Gaming

"If I see one more ME thread I'm gonna kill everyone..."

 

[hazabaza1]

Most of the Escapist fanbase:

"Derailing threads is against the rules?!"

I think that's just most of the brovengers.
AND WE'RE DAMN PROUD OF IT

OT: Can I do things relating to the current forum status?
"Every thread: Feminism feminism feminism feminism"

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Most of the Escapist fanbase:

"Derailing threads is against the rules?!"

I think that's just most of the brovengers.
AND WE'RE DAMN PROUD OF IT

OT: Can I do things relating to the current forum status?
"Every thread: Feminism feminism feminism feminism"

Wait, didn't you get banned? Just asking... did it like get taken back or something? I'm odded out. No offense to you, I like you and your avatar that fits with every situation ever.

Also, being proud of breaking the rules shouldn't really be something that you're proud off. Rules are rules.

 

[Sassafrass]

"The Escapist Forums: Stuck in the same forum drama bullshit since 2010."

That sums up the entire forums, at least.

 

[hazabaza1]

Most of the Escapist fanbase:

"Derailing threads is against the rules?!"

I think that's just most of the brovengers.
AND WE'RE DAMN PROUD OF IT

OT: Can I do things relating to the current forum status?
"Every thread: Feminism feminism feminism feminism"

Wait, didn't you get banned? Just asking... did it like get taken back or something? I'm odded out. No offense to you, I like you and your avatar that fits with every situation ever.

Also, being proud of breaking the rules shouldn't really be something that you're proud off. Rules are rules.

I discussed things with the mods and they let me off with an edit of the offending post and a promise to keep certain jokes within limits.
But as myself and other Brovengers have been discussing, from what I'm aware of, taking part in a conversation that leads off topic is probably discouraged, but not necessarily breaking rules.
Simpy jumping into a thread and posting something completely off topic with no prompting however is.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

"The Escapist Forums: Stuck in the same forum drama bullshit since 2010."

That sums up the entire forums, at least.

Some of us are more immune to it than others, huh Sass.

Old Guard fo lyfe.

 

[Fappy]

"The Escapist Forums: Stuck in the same forum drama bullshit since 2010."

That sums up the entire forums, at least.

The flames sustain me. I feed off of the suffering of those lesser >

 

[Tiger Sora]

The Escapists when anything goes wrong with it: Blame Kross.

Off Topic section: One wat please.

And this was the better stuff I came up off the top of my head.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Mottos:

Religion and Politics:
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt/The wise man learns from the deaths bans of others/Ahhh, to walk upon the bloodstained ground.

Off-topic Discussion: A mind without purpose will wander in dark places.

Gaming Discussion: Blessed is the mind too small for doubt/Zeal is it's own excuse.

Advice Forum: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment/Truth is subjective.

User Reviews: My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred.

Forum Games: There is nothing to fear but failure

Roleplaying: Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Off Topic.
"Proudly swaffling topics to death"
and
"Proudly swaffling dead horses"
and
"Daystar proudly swaffling threads to the point of derailment"

Combine these and you get:

Daystar proudly swaffling a dead horse to death.

 

[Geth Reich]

"Religion and Politics: where beastiality and athiesm meet."

They sure do like them some horse-diddling and anti-religion threads over there.....

Where SomethingAwful and Reddit meet.

I'll have to take your word for that, I've never been on either site-I'm guessing the first is stuffed with sickening pictures and the latter is full of aggressive anti-thiests?

SomethingAwful was a formerly funny forum made obsolete by cracked.com, because when you focus on being the main INTERNET-APPROVED BULLY of the worst things in the world, eventually those worst things will come and infiltrate your forum. One of the few forums to have more trannies than women, mostly with mod powers. Archives have some good stuff, but wallowing in mediocrity is no life for the righteous. One of their mods, Vilerat, recently died in Libya while playing EVE Online.

R/atheism is basically there to make atheists look as unhinged and uncool as possible. Also note their FAQ:

Religiously motivated persecution of LGBT people is a secular rights issue, and belongs on /r/atheism.

There are, in fact, a great many atheists who disapprove of homosexuality, and this willing mixing of messages for the sake of being part of a huge liberal power bloc is generally a bad sign.

One atheist [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/glen-doherty-libya-attack_n_1880566.html], Glen Doherty, and one gay ambassador [http://hillbuzz.org/breaking-news-two-sources-in-chicago-diplomatic-circles-identify-ambassador-chris-stevens-as-gay-meaning-state-department-sent-gay-man-to-be-ambassador-to-libya-64291], Chris Stevens, also died in Libya.

The take-home lesson is that if your goonery, atheism, and homosexuality makes you momentarily forget that you are in fact in a Muslim country, that does in fact have a history of violence against people of your persuasion, and does not in fact have any sympathy for your views and practices and considers them anathema to true Islam, then you might want to lay off the BLARGH EVIL RIGHTWING CHRISTIAN schtick long enough to improve your security situation in the real world where you really live.

Further, if you are in fact IN CHARGE of assigning personnel to an ambassadorship position, it might be wise to choose people who arent:

Gay,
Female,
Jewish,
Atheist,
A casual pervert or the type who likes to openly discuss casual perversion as in Something Awful,

to represent your country to the Muslim world, as they tend to be highly excitable about those particular types of people.

I'm not saying that all gay Redditors and SA members will eventually die at the hands of a Muslim mob. But it's now a distinct statistical possibility.

Hmmm, I might check that out then if its anything like Cracked.....

As for the rest, I feel that the only people who should portray a Western nation to a unstable Islamic one are people who live, breath and eat (er...maybe not that one) the Quran.

Or can run really fast.