Found a Frog, now what?

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Baron von Blitztank

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Step 1- Put the frog in a sock
Step 2- Swing said frog-sock round your head in a 360 degree circle as fast as possible for as long as you want
Step 3- When you are done swinging, smash the sock into a brick-wall.
Step 4- Hide it inside your brothers/sisters/mothers/fathers/girlfriends/boyfriends/wifes/husbands sock drawer
Step 5- Enjoy the show

Is there something wrong with me?
 

Ekonk

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You live in Australia. You know that everything is trying to kill you. Don't take any risks, poison frogs are some of the most dangerous animals in the world. Then again, they live in the jungle, but perhaps they have some nasty Australian cousin. Don't do anything stupid.
 

WittyInfidel

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Lick frog, receive prophecy. *

If you are the Chosen One, you know what to do...



*In all honesty, don't lick it. There are very few things in Australia that won't kill you.
 

The Salty Vulcan

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WittyInfidel said:
Lick frog, receive prophecy. *

If you are the Chosen One, you know what to do...



*In all honesty, don't lick it. There are very few things in Australia that won't kill you.
That includes its human inhabitants.
 

lolelemental

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WittyInfidel said:
Lick frog, receive prophecy. *

If you are the Chosen One, you know what to do...



*In all honesty, don't lick it. There are very few things in Australia that won't kill you.
You obviously dont live here :p

Unless you live right next to bushlands or a paddock, you've got a very low chance of encountering anything that will give you anything more than a nasty headache for a few hours.
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Unless you're foreign of course :)
 

Slash Dementia

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Put the frog back where you found it, don't trap it.

Oh, and frog legs taste nasty (to me), and leave this really bad fishy aftertaste, so don't eat it.
 

Count Igor

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Svartfalk said:
lolelemental said:
Enerfor said:
Try to find some food for it.

Or it will die..=(
I would but the WIRES site says definatley dont feed it =S
Yea, don't. If it gets stressed out, it can puke up it's intestines...
And that's a mess you don't want in your chinabox.
MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING.

Sorry. Must be bad for the frog.
Damn. Now I have to think of something relevant to say..
Hmm.
Start with..
OT:
Yeah, good start.
So.

Err.
OT: Go find a lake full o' frogs and put it there! Or sell it to a pet store. They sure love frogs :3
 

Geekosaurus

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When I was young my brother and I found a frog and I ended up hitting it with a cricket bat. I wouldn't recommend that though.