Four Word Story

[Berserker119]

The point of this story is to write a story in chunks of four words for example:
Once upon a time

a young child was

pwning n00bs in Halo.

Punctuation does not count as a word!


Once upon a time

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Wrong section, this would go into Forum Games.

Welcome to The Escapist!

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Wrong section, this would go into Forum Games.

Welcome to The Escapist!

That's more than four words.

Just joking, you've joined at a bit of a rough time but welcome!

And yes, this does belong in Forum Games and RP.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

a brown dude appeared
he went shopping and
he crapped out Hitler
with his Desi cheapness.
Hitler is a slave
now to brown dude
and that's how Zimbabwe
saved the world today
August 4th, Year 3141

also related: Will Smith...

 

[flaming_squirrel]

in Nazi occupied France,

there lived a sausage

 

[comadorcrack]

Everyones Breaking The Rules!

(Also note that was 4 fours )

 

[Timotei]

Killed it with fire.

 

[JohanGasMask]

Batman Plays Donkey Kong.

 

[Trivun]

Here are some four-word stories relating to my latest short story [http://trivun.deviantart.com/art/Red-Riding-Hood-146431723] and my next one:

Sadistic lesbian mindrapes Red (referring to Red Riding Hood)

Psycho Gretel seduces brother (referring to my next story which I'll soon write)

Yeah, I come up with some pretty insane shit...

 

[WestMountain]

I dont understand, are we supposed to write long stories or just write four words after the previous story poster?

 

[AplChild]

"BUGGERING Barrels!" He Exclaimed

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Wrong section, this would go into Forum Games.

Welcome to The Escapist!

That's more than four words.

Just joking, you've joined at a bit of a rough time but welcome!

And yes, this does belong in Forum Games and RP.

Damn you Gilbert! Why make me look like an idiot in front of all these nice people? XD

 

[sylekage]

"BUGGERING Barrels!" He Exclaimed

This is crazy shit.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Does a barrel roll!

(I think I'm doing this wrong)

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"And this is it..."

Quoth the poet.

 

[Typhusoid]

Get to da choppa!

 

[Burningsok]

Ok I think i get this. You make a 4 word story and then you let someone else continue the story with 4 more words. So Here it goes...

there was a headshot

 

[Captain Pancake]

with a SCAR H...

 

[Mrkittycat]

in Nazi occupied France,

there lived a sausage

Who enjoyed eating hotdogs

 

[PureChaos]

For We Are Many