Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

[NerfedFalcon]

A: Michael Bay.

Q: How do I sneak into Canadia?

 

[Neuromancer]

A: Ask politely.

Q: What happened in the 3rd crusade?

 

[Teoes]

A: It exploded.

Q: How low can you go?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Through the Bermuda triangle.

Q: What is conscious thought.

 

[kailus13]

That thing right there.

What is time?

 

[Neuromancer]

A: Faceless Void's Chronosphere

Q: What is ward?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: Pootis.

Q: Is that robot a ghost?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: The king and I staring Ken Burns.

Q: How do you spell Kite?

 

[kailus13]

With numbers.

How do you make chili?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Goats. Lots of goats.

What do you call a group of cats?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: A parliament of Owls.

Q: What is Tuesday named after?

 

[kailus13]

One of the roman emperors.

What time is it?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

They sold out.

How do I fish?

 

[kailus13]

Something to do with teaching.

Are you still here?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Cats. You need lots and lots of cats.

Why do we breathe?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sugar disguised as cocaine.

Why are lightsabers so cool?

 

[staika]

A: Because of magnets mixed with alcohol

Q: What is causing global warming?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A: YOLO.

Q: What is the Konami Code?

 

[Teoes]

A: It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight.

Q: Why do birds sing so gay?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: 0110100000111010010010010101010101110010000010111100011100100100101
I knew thinking "Ha! I haven't been ninja'd once today!" would land me in trouble!
OT: Because they love to homosex all night long.

Q: What is a matrix?