Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

[kailus13]

Aliens.

How did Elvis die?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system.

How should you return your books to the library?

 

[Neuromancer]

Cannon.

Free food?

 

[kailus13]

Narwhals.

What is "snu snu"?

 

[Teoes]

How one gets a respectable job in this day and age.

What is wrong with discriminating against someone based on their ethnicity, age, gender, sexual orientation or appearance?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I think in a minute or so I will explode.

What is the purpose of the goggles?

 

[kailus13]

Because everyone has the same heart. Which is easily removed.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The square root of 7.

Time's almost up! What do you do?

 

[Teoes]

Right between the eyes.

Where is it safe to leave my umbrella?

 

[kailus13]

Mars.

What is irony?

 

[Neuromancer]

How Ironic.

Are you my master?

 

[Teoes]

Walkies!

Do I feel warm to you?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Niagara Falls.

Which fantasy series always has a character named "Sid" in it?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Michael Bay's discography.

How many times do you have to shoot a Cazador with a BB gun until it dies?

 

[Teoes]

Dip it in egg, then in breadcrumbs, then back in the egg, then some more breadcrumbs, then fry until golden.

Why bats, Master Bruce?

 

[Neuromancer]

Soooooo cuddly~~~ <3.

CYKA?

 

[kailus13]

DA!

GLEE?

 

[Teoes]

Like a glove.

What in the why from then who yesterday?

 

[username sucks]

I am me as you are he as you are me.

What now?

 

[Dr.Susse]

The end by the Doors.

How would you describe a game of hockey?