Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

[Barbas]

You have to pull up to the bumper and spank that monkey.

What colour is made by mixing cyan and taupe?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Alarm clocks!

Where is Dr. Trager hiding the bodies?

 

[Barbas]

Forks.

What are they called "essential" oils?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mexican laughing beans.

What is orange juice really made of?

 

[Barbas]

The Swedish fishing industry.

How do you pack a parachute?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dead hamsters.

Square root of pie is what?

 

[Barbas]

Hypotenuse.

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

1554.

When is it a good time to get to the choppa?

 

[Barbas]

When smoke gets in your eyes.

Where is agent 47?

 

[Neuromancer]

For Your Eyes Only.

What is life?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Box 46.

Oglins are what kind of enemies from what game?

 

[Barbas]

A crude form of sexual harassment.

Now why in the hell did you do that?

 

[Twintix]

Look, it's not my fault that the world conspires to damage my clothes as soon as I step outside, okay?!

What is the fifth Element of Surprise?

 

[Malbourne]

A talented country singer.

What is the capital of the world?

 

[kailus13]

England, as it should be! *Rule Britannia plays in the distance*

What is love?

 

[Malbourne]

40-0, match point.

Where did I leave my keys this morning?

 

[kailus13]

Pac-man stole them.

Why does Rayman never lose his limbs?

 

[SirDerpy]

Batteries and child sacrifice. In moderation, of course. Fuckin' magnets, man.

How do I win this game?

 

[Barbas]

The white wizard will know.

What if I don't eat my peas?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Ah peas. Nature's anti-shrinking pill. If you don't eat your peas, you will in fact shrink to the size of one over the course of five years.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?