Fraught With Peril: Too Late For Earth Day

Nick Lerman

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Humans will never leave. We're the new cockroaches, baby!
Your optimism is intoxicating.
It is like a poultice for my spirit wound.

When I poke it, the cockroaches of hope pour out.

I like to celebrate the day after Earth Day.
Dress the kids up in hoodies, push a cart around, scavenge for food,
cough up lungs are a few of the time-honored traditions.
Some of the other traditions are not talked about.
 

Nick Lerman

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Earth Day is a good time make a new parking lot. Acres of alphalt use up tons of harmful, subterranean hydrocarbons that would otherwise taint to our precious water tablet.

Captcha: full stop

Good point, Captcha! A parking lot would be a useful place to keep the big blue clown car as well.
 

Custrd

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Even today they ask me with their dead eyes...
Where was I when their huge boots stomped our grass..
Where was I when they poured out by the thousands from their tiny cars...
Where was I when our women and children were forced to wear white makeup!
I can never answer them! Oh why did I have to live!?!
 

Ferisar

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Is the blue car supposed to be some kind of metaphor for the Earth? Because you're fucked in the head if it is. What are we crashing into? ARE YOU A SPACE TERRORIST?

Oh god... Oh no. I think there's only one solution.

Invade... Spaceganistan.
 

Nick Lerman

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Ferisar said:
Is the blue car supposed to be some kind of metaphor for the Earth? Because you're fucked in the head if it is. What are we crashing into? ARE YOU A SPACE TERRORIST?

Oh god... Oh no. I think there's only one solution.

Invade... Spaceganistan.
Wise indeed is one who can answer their own questions.
You must win this War on Space, for the military-industrial complex children!