Freaking Hero....

[Mr. Doe]

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yeah but Blue beatle gets to be a legacy hero while The Punisher has to become frankenstein to stay in the game? And Age is retarded in the Marvel universe Nick Fury has been around scince like WW2 because of some serum he drank or whatever and spideys been 17-24 scince the fucking 60's.

Most characters get moved up (Spidey now was created in 80s or 90s I believe), BB is DC, and the never mess with Castle's age, it's always progressing. Personally, I think they should have done a crossover with some other universe and had him get something to counteract the aging. Hell, have him go to the Buffyverse and either become a vamp and quickly get his soul back or something (I didn't list what the Mayor did since what he did was sell his soul). Think for a moment, it could have Punisher be forced to team up with Spike. I'd pay to see that. Besides, a Punisher Vampire would spell all kinds of doom for criminals. Super strength means no recoil, as your arms can easily handle it. No breathing means you can use all kinds of gas weapons without worry. Besides, how many crooks would know at A he's a vampire, and B would have anything able to kill him. The only one that could accidentally dust him is destruction of the head, and he's avoided that for 30 years already.

Yeah I never got into Buffy (even though I like some of Wheedons other stuff) but then they would still be messing with the punisher it just ticks me off that a lame asshole like Blue Beatle gets to become a legacy hero and the Punisher has to get turned into a movie monster for him to be "on the same level with everyone else" despite being able to gun down many a supervillain and kill a super powered nigh invulnerable russian with his bare hands. I dont know maybe Id be less fuming if it wasnt a lame ass character (Daken Wolverines evil Bisexual son who in every story just reads like every bad fan fic ever) who did him in. (And Spidey was made in the 60's his first appearance was in 1962)

I know about Spidey's creation, I'm saying it gets moved up, as well as everyone else's, at times. Besides, a Vampire Punisher would break any ability to dislike him just by being a Vampire Punisher. Imagine if you saw him in Vamp Face, you'd piss yourself while running.

yeah but they did move up the Punishers story they moved it up from him being in the Korean war to being a Vietnam Vet but they could have just moved Him to being a desert storm 1 Veteran instead of cutting him into bits and sowing him together because he was old and as for a Vampire Castle I just cant accept Vampires anymore theyve been ruined by years of sexualization by womens fiction writers. I dont know maybe Im just too much of a fan of the classics its hard to like it when a character who has always been the embodiment of revenge and punishment and has gotten through fights with monsters, mutants and Super powered villains gets turned into Frankenstein with guns. (I know he did have guns in the book though or at least in that one part when he stole a sled and was covered in pistols) It would be like if Batman got felt up by a magician and gained superpowers from it nonsensical and insulting to the character and everyone ever involved with him.