Monday:
One time I was bored in class and started being creative. I began typing up a flyer called "Fresh Meat Friday". My partner in this event saw my creativity and began to inspire me. He's not a bad person and he seemed to be excited to finally be doing something in this class that actually seemed productive.
So after some revision we printed out the flyer and marveled at our greatness. Freshmen initiation is a social ritual performed since way before us. So why not bring it back? After a few minutes we began packing up as class was about to end. My buddy kept going on about how he's going to get his mother to mass print these flyers etc. Whatever. It's a happy thought but I don't care.
Tuesday:
I come to school and everyone seems energized and excited. People all over have flyers in their hands... reading and laughing... plotting.
As it turned out my good friend did indeed have his mother make hundreds of copies. Then he got some cute girls to hand them out.
By second period everyone in the school knew about Fresh Meat Friday. By lunch... all the teachers knew about it. And by that night... all the freshmen parents knew about it. The freshmen were terrified.
Wednesday:
People continue plotting and the freshmen continue panicking and crying to their parents.
Thursday:
During the morning announcements the principle comes on and says "There will be no freshmen initiation day tomorrow." Nothing changes.
Fresh Meat Friday: over half the freshmen population.. don't even go to school. The ones who do are simply massacred.
Freshmen are dunked in the toilets, trashcans, bushes, tied to poles, girls put makeup on them.. you name it.
In all my life I had never know I could manipulate people to do things like this. Not on a scale of 2000! Then I realized this was something they all wanted to do naturally and that all I did was validate it. So really you can get people to do things if they have even the slightest desire.
One time I was bored in class and started being creative. I began typing up a flyer called "Fresh Meat Friday". My partner in this event saw my creativity and began to inspire me. He's not a bad person and he seemed to be excited to finally be doing something in this class that actually seemed productive.
So after some revision we printed out the flyer and marveled at our greatness. Freshmen initiation is a social ritual performed since way before us. So why not bring it back? After a few minutes we began packing up as class was about to end. My buddy kept going on about how he's going to get his mother to mass print these flyers etc. Whatever. It's a happy thought but I don't care.
Tuesday:
I come to school and everyone seems energized and excited. People all over have flyers in their hands... reading and laughing... plotting.
As it turned out my good friend did indeed have his mother make hundreds of copies. Then he got some cute girls to hand them out.
By second period everyone in the school knew about Fresh Meat Friday. By lunch... all the teachers knew about it. And by that night... all the freshmen parents knew about it. The freshmen were terrified.
Wednesday:
People continue plotting and the freshmen continue panicking and crying to their parents.
Thursday:
During the morning announcements the principle comes on and says "There will be no freshmen initiation day tomorrow." Nothing changes.
Fresh Meat Friday: over half the freshmen population.. don't even go to school. The ones who do are simply massacred.
Freshmen are dunked in the toilets, trashcans, bushes, tied to poles, girls put makeup on them.. you name it.
In all my life I had never know I could manipulate people to do things like this. Not on a scale of 2000! Then I realized this was something they all wanted to do naturally and that all I did was validate it. So really you can get people to do things if they have even the slightest desire.
