Fridge Horror 2: Even Scarier

[cojo965]

You guys remember that thread I made regarding things that become creepy when you think about them? Well then welcome to the sequel this time the goal is to top what we saw last time. I'll start us off with something I wish I never thought of and now can't get it out of my head.

You know how in Skyrim you can marry anyone regardless of gender or race? Okay, now I have left you with creepy images of Argonian on Nord action in your head, but stick with me it gets worse, MUCH WORSE. Now add that to the ability to become a werewolf and marry within the Companion Circle. Now depending on your gender and which one you go for you get something truly horrifying that I will put in the spoiler tag below.

Spoiler

Spoiler: You sure you want to see this?

Spoiler: I'm not kidding it is creepy.

Spoiler: Okay, you asked for it!

Homosexual werewolves. That alone is scary enough, but it's the lesbian angle that scares me the most. You may have just thought, 'what's so bad about that?' It's because the partners aren't in normal form.

 

[TheIronRuler]

I didn't get it. I don't find it scary, or anything notable in particular... Did I just miss something important here?

 

[cojo965]

I didn't get it. I don't find it scary, or anything notable in particular... Did I just miss something important here?

Are you telling me with a straight face that you find nothing creepy in the notion of two female werewolves mating in beast form... I'm scared just saying that.

 

[adamsaccount]

Hell it never gets weird enough for me

 

[Rawne1980]

You mean 2 women doing it ..... DOGGY STYLE....

I'll get my coat.......

 

[shrekfan246]

You mean 2 women doing it ..... DOGGY STYLE....

I'll get my coat.......

I think the one I said last time was that Nurse Joy always said "We hope to see you again soon!" after healing your beaten and bruised Pokemon at a Poke Center.

I also have to question the logistics of the Poke Balls within the anime, because they shrink to pretty damn tiny sizes, and so I really have to wonder what actually is supposed to happen to the Pokemon when they're put inside of one.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

You mean 2 women doing it ..... DOGGY STYLE....

I'll get my coat.......

You just killed any joke that I was hoping to come up with.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

OT: That's creepy?

I could think of way creepier things that has happened in Skyrim, and that isn't one of them.

Sorry OP, I just don't see it. :/

 

[Darken12]

As someone who's read a lot of Teen Wolf (the TV show) fan fiction, I assure you lesbian werewolf is quite vanilla. It's the male werewolves where it gets weird, particularly with the knotting fetishists. And really, with two werewolves, it's at least consensual and between two partners in equal standing. The creepiest werewolf fic I read had a werewolf raping a human. And the author (along with everyone in the reviews section) thought this was romantic and hot. Uh, no. Rape is not hot. *eye twitch*

Sorry, where was I? Oh, right. Lesbian werewolves. They be awesome.

 

[M K Ultra]

Oh, right. Lesbian werewolves. They be awesome.

Except when they're on their period... so much blood...

 

[Raine_sage]

Pffft if you think lesbian werewolves are the height of skyrim fridge horror then I pray you never find furaffinity. Once one of my guy friends was being stupid and I was kind of annoyed with him and wanted to do something mean. Near the end of the conversation he started nattering on about harry potter and Dumbledore's brother who is basically nothing but a walking 'but you fuck one goat' joke.

He was asking what kind of 'innapropriate' charms you could possibly practice on a goat to get you that kind of reputation. Tired of spending the whole conversation answering stupid questions I went on to furaffinity and typed 'goat' into the search bar. My goal was to find a female goat anthro thing and link him going "I don't know something like this maybe?" I just typed goat. I did not type anything else nor did I add any extra content filters. The results I got still haunt me to this day. Besides if you beat the companion's quests then you wind up curing like half of the people there anyway so if you're still a werewolf then it'd be wolf on human not wolf on wolf. Though I gotta wonder if female werewolves go into heat.

There, that is my contribution to this thread. Female werewolves having heat cycles. Or not. Ok fine I'll think of a real one. In dragon Age it's mentioned that the grey warden's don't usually recruit a lot of females, and it's implied Duncan only recruited you because he was so painfully low on potential candidates and in such a hurry to stop the blight before it became... well a blight that he took what he had on hand. The game never mentions it outright but you can put two and two together as you play through. Spoilered for anyone who hasn't played it yet.

Spoiler

You're told relatively early on that grey wardens basically willingly infect themselves with the darkspawn taint which slowly eats away at their bodies until they either die or become another darkspawn themselves. Most choose to go down in battle before this happens. Later on you find out that women have the potential to become something even worse, they can turn into broodmothers. Huge deformed hive queens that can birth thousands of darkspawn at a time. By extension this means any female warden who doesn't die from the taint runs the risk of turning into one of those. Duncan can be stone cold sometimes but I can see why they wouldn't actively look to make grey warden an equal opportunities affair considering just how much worse one side gets it.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

You mean 2 women doing it ..... DOGGY STYLE....

I'll get my coat.......

The phrase "It's Peanut Butter Jelly time might get a whole new meaning....


Yeah, I'll join you, let me just get my shoes.

 

[sextus the crazy]

I didn't get it. I don't find it scary, or anything notable in particular... Did I just miss something important here?

Are you telling me with a straight face that you find nothing creepy in the notion of two female werewolves mating in beast form... I'm scared just saying that.

welcome to the internet, cojo. I'd recommend you stay away from anything involving furries. Or anything really.

 

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

Homosexual werewolves. That alone is scary enough, but it's the lesbian angle that scares me the most.

Are you telling me with a straight face that you find nothing creepy in the notion of two female werewolves mating in beast form... I'm scared just saying that.

You have some personal issues that you need to work through.

Sorry, where was I? Oh, right. Lesbian werewolves. They be awesome.

See, this is more the appropriate response to lesbian werewolves.

Spoiler

You're told relatively early on that grey wardens basically willingly infect themselves with the darkspawn taint which slowly eats away at their bodies until they either die or become another darkspawn themselves. Most choose to go down in battle before this happens. Later on you find out that women have the potential to become something even worse, they can turn into broodmothers. Huge deformed hive queens that can birth thousands of darkspawn at a time. By extension this means any female warden who doesn't die from the taint runs the risk of turning into one of those. Duncan can be stone cold sometimes but I can see why they wouldn't actively look to make grey warden an equal opportunities affair considering just how much worse one side gets it.

Ehh, that's not quite Fridge Horror. Fridge Horror is stuff that the story doesn't mention, but which is horrifying in retrospect.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror

Take The Truman Show, for instance, as delineated by Cracked.com:

Spoiler

Think about how many laws have to not exist in that universe for this show to happen. It's apparently legal for a person or corporation to imprison a person, as long as you feed him. It's legal to film and record someone without his knowledge. It's legal to defraud a person out of literally every possible thing he could have in his life, from a real marriage to a real career. If it can be done to Truman, it can be done to anyone, including you. It's as much an "anything goes" society as The Road Warrior.

Shit's scary, mang.

 

[Pinkamena]

I love how nothing in this thread has anything to do with fridge horror.
From TV tropes:
"Fridge Horror is, simply put, when something becomes terrifying after the fact. Maybe you thought about this or that plot point a little too hard, and suddenly you realize that everyone was trapped in stasis forever, or that the lovable child will grow up in a world where everyone around her is dead. This can be either intentional or unintentional by the author."

EDIT: seems like I got ninja'd by the professor up there.

 

[Yellowfish]

I didn't get it. I don't find it scary, or anything notable in particular... Did I just miss something important here?

Are you telling me with a straight face that you find nothing creepy in the notion of two female werewolves mating in beast form... I'm scared just saying that.

I've spent too much time on the Internet, that's not really that creepy from my point of view. No matter how pure and innocent you are, sooner or later you'll definetly stuble upon some weird or gross stuff, and after a while it just stops making you uncomfortable.
Also, you clearly don't know any hardcore furries. Lucky you.

 

[Blunderboy]

So you find gay people creepy?

Das is interesting ja? Now tell me about your mutter.

 

[BlazeRaider]

At the mention of lesbian werewolves I become slightly aroused. When people like OP tell me they find it strange I realize how far gone I am.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Hahaha that's a hilarious thought. Wow.
But yeah, terrifying on a certain...level.
You know, coming into this thread, I thought it was gonna be some kind of discussion about 'Fridge Horror 2', the direct sequel to the horror flick 'Fridge Horror'.
My disappointment to find these weren't in fact films breaks my heart.

At the mention of lesbian werewolves I become slightly aroused. When people like OP tell me they find it strange I realize how far gone I am.

It's cool, we love you all the same<3.

 

[Melon Hunter]

OK, real Fridge Horror? Let's go!

Spoiler: The ending to Professor Layton and the Curious Village

OK, so, the ending. Flora's turned down her father's treasure, as touching it would cause the village full of automatons she's grown up with to shut down.

HOWEVER!

As evidenced by the 'murder victim' earlier in the game, the automatons are not aware they're robotic; they believe they're human (the guy who appeared to have been murdered had simply run out of stored clockwork energy). There's a dude who goes around and secretly repairs the automatons to keep them running and keep the illusions up. But at some point, the mechanic is going to die. And the village Flora left behind is going to die, too. But not overtly. One by one, the villagers will run out of energy and die. To them, it will appear that a completely symptomless plague has swept through the village, causing its victims to simply keel over and die without warning.

Perhaps they will try to cure it. Perhaps, in desperation, they will quarantine themselves, drive out those thy think are ill, do something, anything to save themselves. But to no avail - they will run out of energy eventually. And the village of St. Mystere will fall silent anyway. But instead of simply ending their existence, Flora's refusal of the treasure instead doomed the villagers to an end dominated by terror.

Also, most people don't have a problem with lesbian werewolves. In fact, some people find them ter-yiff-ic!

[small]Oh god I'm sorry for that pun[/small]

[sub]No I'm not[/sub]