Friends don't let friends....

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mrx19869

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for example...

Friends don't let friends drive drunk or sleep with the ugly chick at the party..

now your turn..
 

Wayte

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Friends don't let friends chase any girl for more than a month.
Friends don't let friends get mullets.
 
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mrx19869 said:
for example...

Friends don't let friends drive drunk or sleep with the ugly chick at the party..

now your turn..
Friends don't let friends make snap judgements on appearance alone.

Friends don't let friends play Two Worlds.
 

Steeveeo

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Friends don't let friends pick your friends' noses. But oddly enough, they still care if you pick your own nose.

Oh wait...that's not the saying, is it?
 

grimsprice

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I assume you're suggesting a forum game?

Friends don't let friends cook napalm in their mothers kitchen, then let a little spill out of the pan onto the cooking element. Lighting on fire, and destroying the stove, costing your parents 1800 dollars to get a new stove.
 

Wayte

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grimsprice said:
I assume you're suggesting a forum game?

Friends don't let friends cook napalm in their mothers kitchen, then let a little spill out of the pan onto the cooking element. Lighting on fire, and destroying the stove, costing your parents 1800 dollars to get a new stove.
Coincidently, my friends actually didn't let me make napalm. Yay for relating to internet strangers :D
 

Vrex360

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Friends do not shower you with immature insults about your preferred multiplayer model when you play Halo 3 with them.

Friends do not encourage friends to watch 'Epic Movie'.

Friends do not show up randomly at about nine o'clock at night when you are getting settled in and demand you show them hostpitality.

Friends do not openly make you look nerdy in front of girls you are trying to impress unless it's obviously joking.

.... I think I need new friends.
 

Dopi

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Friends don't let friends play Dragon Age: Origins all weekend instead of doing the homework that should've been delivered today.
 

Carbonic Penguin

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Friends don't let friends be friends with friends that those friends aren't friendly with.

Friends don't let friends rickroll each other... oh wait, they do!
 

Biosophilogical

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tellmeimaninja said:
Friends don't let friends make these stupid sayings.
You say by means of a stupid saying ... I'd stop you but I don't know you ... and I'm a horrible friend.

OT: Friends don't let friends become drugged up crazy people

Friends don't let friends be Good Samaritans.

Friends don't let friends get their drink spiked by the friends stopping the friends from getting their drink spiked by the friends stopping the friends getting their drink spiked by the friends stopping the friends getting their drink spiked ... etc.

Friends don't let friends become stuck in perpetual text-based loops. <-- My friends stopped me getting stuck by teaching me how to use the term 'etc'.

EDIT: Ok, after reading the word 'friend' so many times, is it starting to look wierd to anyone else. I know it's spelt right, but it's starting to look very funny. And not in a haha way.
 

Mr.Governor

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Vrex360 said:
Friends do not shower you with immature insults about your preferred multiplayer model when you play Halo 3 with them.

Friends do not encourage friends to watch 'Epic Movie'.

Friends do not show up randomly at about nine o'clock at night when you are getting settled in and demand you show them hostpitality.

Friends do not openly make you look nerdy in front of girls you are trying to impress unless it's obviously joking.

.... I think I need new friends.
Friends don't let friends doing it wrong
 

Kriptonite

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snowplow said:
Friends don't let friends watch Twilight.
Archemetis said:
Friends don't let let friends put their penis in things they'll regret...
These two are my favorite!
Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer.