Friends PC left unlocked any suggestions for fun things to do?

[Rastien]

A friend has left his PC unlocked what troll tastic things can we do to him?

So far we have:
Setup rules in outlook so when ever he gets an email from a specific address a browser opens onto a rick roll page.

Auto correct across a ton of words. E.g. connection becomes UMADBRO?

Desktop backround changed to something filthy.

Msn changed.

Keyboard changed to french from english UK.

Mouse buttons reversed and super slow scroll speed.

Screen has been rotated 180 degrees.

Were running out of ideas now so any suggestions from you guys?

 

[SuperNova221]

You could be a well mannered friend and not do anything?


Only "classic" sort of ones I can remember is taking a picture of the dekytop, then setting that as the wallpaper and removing all the shortcuts, so it looks like it just isn't responding. Or changing all [insert friends browser of choice here] shortcuts, exe's etc to shut down the computer.

 

[Rastien]

I always liked making a screenshot of the desktop, setting that as a background picture for windows, and then disabling the desktop, so they end up clicking on the 'icons' like made while it's in fact a picture.

Aww dude thats genious.

Doing it now

-edit we left icons on the desktop but made a new folder called "XXX stars" screen shotted the backround, then deleted said folder and changed the back round to that.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Change his startup and shutdown sounds:

http://www.wikihow.com/Change-Windows-Startup-Sound

He won't discover it until the next time he boots up the computer!

 

[Rastien]

Change his startup and shutdown sounds:

http://www.wikihow.com/Change-Windows-Startup-Sound

He won't discover it until the next time he boots up the computer!

Also good! thank you :3

I knew my fellow mischeif makers wouldn't let me down!

 

[Fappy]

I always liked making a screenshot of the desktop, setting that as a background picture for windows, and then disabling the desktop, so they end up clicking on the 'icons' like made while it's in fact a picture.

That's a classic. At one point at the height of my WoW days I had the WoW icon sitting in the center of my desktop with arrows pointing to it. My friends screen capped it and kept all the icons where they were except for the WoW icon. I was perplexed to say the least lol.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Change his startup and shutdown sounds:

http://www.wikihow.com/Change-Windows-Startup-Sound

He won't discover it until the next time he boots up the computer!

Do that with a fucking loud scary scream like something from the exorcist XD

 

[Liberaliter]

Change the shortcuts on his desktop to link to this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4].

 

[hazabaza1]

Fuck, I'm making a password for my computer, right now.
OT: Does he have any particular prejudices? Like, hates midgets? If so, download bunch of midget porn and change the name and shortcut image of the video files to his shortcuts.

 

[Rastien]

Change his startup and shutdown sounds:

http://www.wikihow.com/Change-Windows-Startup-Sound

He won't discover it until the next time he boots up the computer!

Do that with a fucking loud scary scream like something from the exorcist XD

Done. It plays a massive blood curdling scream and as his habit is to sit down head phones on and load his pc in the mornings this should be good.

 

[Rastien]

Fuck, I'm making a password for my computer, right now.
OT: Does he have any particular prejudices? Like, hates midgets? If so, download bunch of midget porn and change the name and shortcut image of the video files to his shortcuts.

Again genious he has a phobia of spiders so ill find some spider links

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Done. It plays a massive blood curdling scream and as his habit is to sit down head phones on and load his pc in the mornings this should be good.

I hope you record the results and post them here !

 

[Rastien]

Done. It plays a massive blood curdling scream and as his habit is to sit down head phones on and load his pc in the mornings this should be good.

I hope you record the results and post them here !

He is in on the 08:00 shift so ill ask someone else to see if they can as i'm not in till 10 i'll try and deliver results on monday

 

[bobmus]

This is gonna be one hell of a job to undo. I pity your friend.

Shouldn't stop you from changing every dictionary possible into Chinese characters though, so his control panel is utterly unusable.
If you really want to fuck him off, simply set up an admin account he can't access, then strip him of privileges and turn all the safety settings way up so he can't access most sites.

 

[Bagged Milk]

I've always been fond of booting Linux from a flash drives stuck in the back of the computer

 

[hazabaza1]

Fuck, I'm making a password for my computer, right now.
OT: Does he have any particular prejudices? Like, hates midgets? If so, download bunch of midget porn and change the name and shortcut image of the video files to his shortcuts.

Again genious he has a phobia of spiders so ill find some spider links

Spider porn?
uuuuugh

By the way, I hope you don't mind losing a friend. Doing all this shit will probably make him hate you for a while.

 

[Sassafrass]

Fuck, I'm making a password for my computer, right now.
OT: Does he have any particular prejudices? Like, hates midgets? If so, download bunch of midget porn and change the name and shortcut image of the video files to his shortcuts.

Again genious he has a phobia of spiders so ill find some spider links

Spider links, you say? [http://asset.ninemsn.com.au/img/000/000/225/716/spider3.jpg]

Although that spider may give him a heart attack, so...yeah, don't blame me if that happens. >_>

 

[bobmus]

Fuck, I'm making a password for my computer, right now.
OT: Does he have any particular prejudices? Like, hates midgets? If so, download bunch of midget porn and change the name and shortcut image of the video files to his shortcuts.

Again genious he has a phobia of spiders so ill find some spider links

For your consideration.
http://roflspiders.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/bleeds-coxworth.jpg

By the way, I hope you don't mind losing a friend. Doing all this shit will probably make him hate you for a while.

Also hazabaza1 may be more than a little correct

 

[bobmus]

Fuck, I'm making a password for my computer, right now.
OT: Does he have any particular prejudices? Like, hates midgets? If so, download bunch of midget porn and change the name and shortcut image of the video files to his shortcuts.

Again genious he has a phobia of spiders so ill find some spider links

Spider links, you say? [http://asset.ninemsn.com.au/img/000/000/225/716/spider3.jpg]

Although that spider may give him a heart attack, so...yeah, don't blame me if that happens. >_>

You and that damn spider.
Why do I click it every time?
I know what it's going to be.
And it's going to make me sad.

Yet every time I click. -_-