Frozen in One Position.

[Trigger Happy]

hmmm, I'm torn between something as vulgar as possible, the han solo in carbonite pose, the nonchalant-caught-me-off-guard "huh?" pose possibly with head tilted "aroo?" face, A smug smirk that says "haha *****! even though you froze me, I still get the last laugh."

Maybe standing in one place with a humble smile on my face with one had at my side and the other resting on the hilt of a sheathed sword, or maybe holding said sword in front of me in a heroic pose. The "OBJECTION!!" pose.

if at all possible I'd try to help out with this

That makes me feel rather evil, devilish even. Sadly we cannot change our faces to something mor suitable when she's about to cry.

Maybe we can get someone pointing with hand covering their mouth. The next person can have their mouth open in shock followed by someone starting to laugh. Next to them is someone holding their stomach doubled over in laughter, then the big grins. It can be a timeline of mockery.

dibs on the doubled over laughing pose!

but most likely I'd probably be frozen standing still looking at the ground with one hand on my chin and the other supporting my elbow with the look of confusion on my face while in the middle of saying the "fu.." in "fuck, what pose should I choose? there's so many!"

 

[FrndlyMisanthrpe]

Making a masturbatory gesture. Because the Internet has warped my little mind.

 

[zombiejoe]

Holding up a mirror.

BOOYAH *****.

trolololo
you win a cookie

great post

 

[zombiejoe]

i would get one piece of paper i allways keep on my wallet, unwrap it and hold it with one hand while pointing at it with the other making a troll face


but whats written on the paper?

Spoiler

THE GAME.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


you sir are clever

 

[swolf]

Spoiler: LIKE THIS!

Grr...*gets punched*. Quite clever...

I don't know, middle fingers in the air.

i would get one piece of paper i allways keep on my wallet, unwrap it and hold it with one hand while pointing at it with the other making a troll face


but whats written on the paper?

Spoiler

THE GAME.

I sense that I'm missing something here...are you referring to that game where the point is to not think about the game or something else?

 

[Ironboot]

Right hand on mouse, left hand on WASD.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

*Flexes muscles while screaming "BRING IT *****!"

Just like this. Win.

 

[awsome117]

either this [http://www.funimation.com/props/img/dbz.jpg] or drag one of my friends along with me and do this [http://www.dragonball-z.es/wp-content/goku-y-vegeta-380x279.jpg]

 

[Desgardes]

If I have any sorta weapon, put up an impressive pose capturing all my savage fury.

If not, pathetic mewling heap as I try and curl into the fetal position before I'm totally stone

 

[Mimssy]

if at all possible I'd try to help out with this

That makes me feel rather evil, devilish even. Sadly we cannot change our faces to something mor suitable when she's about to cry.

Maybe we can get someone pointing with hand covering their mouth. The next person can have their mouth open in shock followed by someone starting to laugh. Next to them is someone holding their stomach doubled over in laughter, then the big grins. It can be a timeline of mockery.

dibs on the doubled over laughing pose!

Now I want to find a gorgon! This is gonna be amazing. It's like a series of Fable gestures.

 

[Slaanax]

Tiger woods fist pump!

 

[AngelBlackChaos]

probably something contortionist like that wouldnt make me shatter. If I was dumb enough to look into a gorgon's eyes i suppose.

 

[Free Thinker]

I wanna be frozen pulling my pants down, and mooning medusa. I was an asshole in life, and I shall be an asshole for eternity!

 

[SPCF]

Probably me with my middle finger

 

[Fursnake]

...as much of my body as I can extended out and forward and poised on only one tip toe, sort of like I am going for a lay up in basketball but arms stretched out like I am in mid take off for a dive into a pool. The goal being that once I turn to stone my severly increased weight will cause my off-balance and over extended form to topple over and crush the nasty *****.

 

[tjcross]

with a mirror in front of me either that or on my back sleeping

 

[The Rockerfly]

Dude. Snake hair.

Yeah but that's part of the fun, if you get too close a snake will rip your face off

What, you don't think she would want you to be frozen like that for all eternity?

No because if she freezes me then I stop having sex with her and she will get really pissed off at herself so she won't want to freeze me

I think I might be in a minority with this

 

[zombiejoe]

if at all possible I'd try to help out with this

That makes me feel rather evil, devilish even. Sadly we cannot change our faces to something mor suitable when she's about to cry.

Maybe we can get someone pointing with hand covering their mouth. The next person can have their mouth open in shock followed by someone starting to laugh. Next to them is someone holding their stomach doubled over in laughter, then the big grins. It can be a timeline of mockery.

dibs on the doubled over laughing pose!

Now I want to find a gorgon! This is gonna be amazing. It's like a series of Fable gestures.

wait, what's going on here, trying to find some gorgons.

WHAT'S GOING ON!!?!?!?!?

 

[Adventurer2626]

I look down and stare at my held up palm and try to exclude everything from my vision. So I have a good chance of avoiding that horrific fate but even if I don't at least I look rather deep, pensive look. You did give us warning after all

 

[Lineoutt]

I drop my pants, and do the helicopter. My manly bits swinging around for all eternity... Now that is bliss.

One word. meatspin. Yep that site has scarred my mind. Damn runescape jokes.