Fun in the park

[Audio]

I came up with this awesome idea but the people on facebook do not see the potential >

I was thinking we could coat a squirrel in bird seed then let it loose in the park. Four squirrels, one at each corner of the park, set off at the same time.
As the squirrel escapes then runs up a tree, he will attract the local birds. Every tree he tries, more birds will follow. After a time, the squirrel could have 100s pigeons chasing him and will have to stay grounded. The squirrel who gets the most attention wins (and minus points if the squirrel dies xD)

This is an awesome idea~ It's like a police car chase...only with 100s of helicopters (pigeons) and some grey sports car (squirrel)

omg what? D:

 

[Soxafloppin]

Isnt that kinda, you know..Cruel?

 

[tombman888]

Sounds... um... great. but I'm pretty sure that fall's directly under animal cruelty.

 

[Arkzism]

umm thats cruel.. and i see another failure in your plan.. squirrels love birdseed.... yeah... so im expecting them to run up a tree and start eating there own seeds

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

That is not an awesome idea. It's a stupid idea.

 

[Quaxar]

I like the idea, but I'd rather do this to kids than innocent squirrels it's cruel and should never be attempted!

 

[Vampire cat]

Squirrels are gray?

Cruel and evil >>

 

[ottenni]

You know what that image reminded me off? Cliff Racers. And now i'm going to have nightmares. Thank you.

Also that is cruel, we should give the squirrels a crowbar each so that they can defend themselves.

 

[Kif]

I'm gonna go ahead and say no and also, having worked for the RSPCA and seen some of the shit people do to animals I would save an animal and attack someone being cruel to animals a thousand times over and wouldn't regret it once.

Also as someone else points out if you were to execute your plan the squirrels would simply eat the food.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Foamy, your squirrelly Lord and Master, would like to say something about your idea.

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