Fun ways to answer the phone

[Queen Michael]

Got any fun ways to answer the phone for me? These are ones I've already used:

"Hulk's deli. You order, we smash."

"Hi, I'm Michael! What are you?"

"Hi, I'm Spider-man!" (they ask if it's Michael) "Sure, you can call me Michael if you want to, sweetheart."

"Where's my money, you dirty rat?"

"Darling, you have to stop calling me at home, my wife's getting suspicious."

"Moshi moshi!"

 

[delet]

My friend often answers the phone to, "Room service!"

He also answers it as some random take out, usually pizza or chinese food.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

The greatest single prank using the phone I've ever heard is this, courtesy of comedian Tom Mabe on the Bob and Tom Show:


Long but well worth it.

 

[dreadedcandiru99]

Try saying "hello." Only do it in Morse code, using armpit farts.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"Kelburn mortuary, you snuff em, we stuff em."

My Dad gets a laugh out of that every time.

 

[PurpleSky]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO NEVER CALL ME!

OH...I'm sorry,I thought you were my grandma.


Cookie for who gets the reference.

 

[Skobvs]

Try saying "hello." Only do it in Morse code, using armpit farts.

Love it!

Road-kill grill: You kill em we grill em..

 

[Floppertje]

The greatest single prank using the phone I've ever heard is this, courtesy of comedian Tom Mabe on the Bob and Tom Show:

Long but well worth it.

That. was. BRILLIANT.
seriously, that guy deserves an oscar or something XD

 

[Miffmoff]

City Morgue

 

[PurpleSky]

Try saying "hello." Only do it in Morse code, using armpit farts.

Love it!

Road-kill grill: You kill em we grill em..

I loled

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"Mellons and cheese speaking."

 

[Erja_Perttu]

we have a different ringtone for internal calls in my shop, so if i'm ever upstairs and someone from downstairs rings, I can go with

Hello, Savoy Grill
Salut!
This better be good, I'm in the middle of a boss fight
Ahoy!

and my personal favourite

What do you want?! (said loudly in an overdramatic voice)

 

[nick n stuff]

"alcoholics anonymous: please state your full name and address."

think about it...there you go

 

[fix-the-spade]

Road kill cafe, you kill'em we grill'em

I used to answer the phones at work like his, even for other staff members, It kept up for nearly a month before the boss told me to stop... then people started asking what happened to the funny greeting.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Road-kill grill: You kill em we grill em..

Serious question this, do you know where this originates from? Because I've said it, you've said it and many others have said it, it can't just be coincidence.

 

[awsome117]

The greatest single prank using the phone I've ever heard is this, courtesy of comedian Tom Mabe on the Bob and Tom Show:


Long but well worth it.

*slow clap*

Greatest thing I have ever listened to.

 

[Marine Mike]

"Mike's House of Meat, whats your beef?"
"Mike's Vampire Crematorium. You stake em, we bake em."
"Salaam Alaykum"
"I thought I told you never to call me on this number."
"Is this a secure line?"

Among many others...