Fun with "Bad Translator".

[Trivun]

"Now my enemy, I became a man. Caught in a rat race, I do not think there is no mail. He appeared in the press, money and girls. I am world champion."

This is what came from doing, in bits, the chorus to a Reverend and the Makers song, Heavyweight Champion of the World. I'll let you guys look up the original song to see how much it deviates...

 

[Grayjack]

56 translations.

"Ahhh...I see three sets of boobies...and one...cutting board."

"Hmm ... And ... And ... Breast cancer in three places."

 

[Daestar]

Original:Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see. I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy. Because it's easy come. Easy go. Little high. Little low.

I'd have wrote more but I hit the limit. Also, if I wrote any of it wrong, oh well, I don't really care.

Translated: "Really? I just thought? Save to escape from reality. Visit eye in the sky, and poor children, easy to install and easy to understand, it does not work in baja."

Really? I just thought? Oh and look! Poor children are easy to install and understand. Bah, they don't work in baja though.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Beginning: Franly, miss, I don't give a damn.
50 Translations later: "I'm still not clear."

And I thought I'd get something done today instead of playing with this.

 

[oxiclean]

"Bonjour! qu'est-ce que tu aimes faire, mon ami? J'adore discuter avec des amis et surfer sur internet."
"

"Hello! What do you want to do, my friend? I love to talk with friends and surf the internet." I think? My French is a little rusty but I think thats the actual translation.

Also, sorry for being off topic.

It is: "Hello! what do you like to do, my friend? I love to talk with friends and to surf the internet". so, you were very very close.

The website, on the other hand, was not.

 

[cameron1124]

Original text:

"Hey maybe you and cleverbot should team up. So its like an ai thing. anyway, I LIKE PIE OMG IS SO GREAT I NEED IT I WANT IT!!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Reduce kleverbot Amnesty International. Entitled "But God, or other problems?"


need i say more?

 

[Hawk of Battle]

**Disclaimer**
All done to 50 translations.

"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation"

Result; "Now, in search of weapons and war"


"No power in the verse can stop me"

Result; "This is not a song"


"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

Result; "Oh God!"


"God"

Result; "God"
(Seems he really is universal!)


"WAAGGGHH!"

Result; "VAAGGGHH!"
(There again so's that)

 

[xmbts]

Original: You and me baby, ain't nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

(After 10): You and I girl, we are mammals, making it more like the Discovery Channel.

50 later: Alternatively, if this is you, and my daughter and mammals.

Hey at least they kept mammals consistent right?

 

[Dango]

Original- "You shall not pass!"
56 translations later- "Top Cock!"

 

[TheBadGamer]

What I typed: Super Special Awesome.
What I got translated: A...

Ya I am not joking,

I also put in, "This gives me the rage of the Brooklyn variety"
I got was "If I'm angry because Bulukelin."

 

[Impluse_101]

Original: Does he look like a b`tch?
56 Translations later: What is boring?
..............
Lets try another
Original: Ghost Nappa
56 Translations later: Napa thinking
About being dead I guess...
Again again!
Original: It now breathes spunk insted of air!
10 Translations: When breathing air insted crazy! (The heck?)
20 Translations: When breathing air and not crazy! (Really...Really?)
30 Translations: You are not the air you breathe idiot! (O-o!)
40 Translations: breathing air, you can cheat! (What??)
50 Translations: Love can be deceving! (Oh for crying out loud)
56 Translations: Syamreneuhaheou! (What in sam hell is this sh!t?)

*Facepalm* Oh Lordy Lordly thats fantasticly bad.

Edit: Favortie Translations of (It now breaths spunk insted of air!)
She is now breathing air insted Rampage!
Currently, the breathing air Insted madness!
When you breathe air and not a fool!

 

[J-meMalone]

"I love you"

56 translations later we get

"Our Jimmy"

Wait what?

Edit: "Say no to drugs" to "ฉันไม่ต้องการให้ยาเสพติด"

Where did the western letters go?

 

[nuqneh1]

"Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"

...56 translations later we get:

"World hold ใ ฟ dragonflyes!"

 

[VicunaBlue]

"Hey *****, Lets make pancakes!"

50 translations later

"Molly,crack!"


Awesome.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

"Your mama's on the top of my things to do list."

=

"His mother is a list of items"

 

[Brownie101]

"I can't believe it's not Google!"

...50 translations later

"I do not think Google!"

It just sounds like an incomplete sentence...

And I can't possibly have been the only one to do the first sentence of their description...
"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means."

...56 translations later

"Translate foreign language documents are a useful tool for building concept."

...What?

 

[General_Potatoes]

O: When I find you, stuff will happen
T: Boys
Seriously WTF?
And heres some more
O: Your mums so fat, shes fat
T: She is the mother
And one more
O: The cake is a lie
T: My Pie
So whats a lie, the cake or the pie? (hey that rhymes lol)

 

[Regular Guy]

Original text:

"No. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Customer Service"

wut.jpg

 

[andreas3K]

Spoiler: sword + gun = crap weapon

Back to ENGLISH : sword + gun = crap weapon
ALBANIAN : + Shpatë armë = armë kar
Back to ENGLISH : Sword gun + guns = crap
ARABIC : السيف بندقية + البنادق = حماقة
Back to ENGLISH : Sword gun + guns = crap
BELARUSIAN : Меч пісталет + зброю = дзярмо
Back to ENGLISH : Sword gun + guns = crap
BULGARIAN : Sword пистолет + пушки = боклук
Back to ENGLISH : Sword gun + guns = crap
CATALAN : arma espasa + armes = merda
Back to ENGLISH : weapon + guns = crap sword
CHINESE : 武器+枪=废话剑
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + guns = crap sword
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 武器+枪=废话剑
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + guns = crap sword
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 武器+槍 =廢話劍
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + guns = crap sword
CROATIAN : Oru?je + oru?je = sranje mač
Back to ENGLISH : Weapon + guns = crap sword
CZECH : Zbraň + pistole = blbost meče
Back to ENGLISH : Weapon + guns = crap sword
DANISH : Våben + kanoner = crap sværd
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + guns = crap sword
DUTCH : Wapens + geweren = crap zwaard
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + guns = crap sword
ENGLISH : Weapons + guns = crap sword
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + guns = crap sword
ESTONIAN : Relvad + relvad = crap mõõk
Back to ENGLISH : Guns + guns = crap sword
FILIPINO : Baril + baril = crap tabak
Back to ENGLISH : Gun + guns = crap sword
FINNISH : Gun + aseet = paska miekka
Back to ENGLISH : Gun + guns = crap sword
FRENCH : Gun + fusils = épée merde
Back to ENGLISH : Gun + guns = crap sword
GALICIAN : Gun + armas = espada porco
Back to ENGLISH : Gun + gun = pork sword
GERMAN : Gun + Pistole = Schweinefleisch Schwert
Back to ENGLISH : Gun + gun = pork sword
GREEK : Gun + όπλο = σπαθί χοιρινό
Back to ENGLISH : Gun + Gun = pork sword
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Zam + Gun = nepe kochon
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + Gun = pork sword
HEBREW : נשק + אקדח = חרב חזיר
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons + gun = pork sword
HINDI : हथियारों + = बंदूक सूअर का मांस तलवार
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? = Gun pork sword
HUNGARIAN : Fegyverek? = Gun sertés kard
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun = pork sword
ICELANDIC : Weapons? Byssa = svínakjöt sverð
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun = pork sword
INDONESIAN : Senjata? Gun = babi pedang
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun = pork sword
IRISH : Airm? Gunna sword muiceola;
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Pork sword gun;
ITALIAN : Armi? Carne di maiale spada pistola;
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Pork sword gun;
JAPANESE : 武器？豚肉の剣銃;
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword of pork;
KOREAN : 무기는? 돼지고기의 총과 검;
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword of pork;
LATVIAN : Ieroči? Gun Sword cūkgaļas;
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pork;
LITHUANIAN : Ginklai? Gun Sword kiauliena;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword pork;
MACEDONIAN : Пиштоли? Пиштол Шпага свинско месо;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword pork;
MALAY : Guns? Gun Pedang daging babi;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword of pork;
MALTESE : Gannijiet? Gun Xabla tal-majjal;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword of pork;
NORWEGIAN : Guns? Gun Sword av svinekjøtt;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword of pork;
PERSIAN : تفنگ؟ شمشیر تفنگ از گوشت خوک ؛
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword of pork;
POLISH : Guns? Gun Sword wieprzowiny;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword pork;
PORTUGUESE : Guns? Gun porco Espada;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword pig;
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Guns? Gun porco Espada;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword pig;
ROMANIAN : Guns? Gun Sword porc;
Back to ENGLISH : Guns? Gun Sword pig
RUSSIAN : Оружие? Gun Меч свиней
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pigs
SERBIAN : Оружје? Пиштољ Мач свиња
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun sword pigs
SLOVAK : Zbrane? Zbraň meč o?ípané
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun sword pigs
SLOVENIAN : Oro?je? Gun meč pra?iče
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pigs
SPANISH : Las armas? Pistola Espada cerdos
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pigs
SWAHILI : Silaha? Bunduki Upanga nguruwe
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Sword gun pig
SWEDISH : Vapen? Sword pistol gris
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Sword gun pig
TAGALOG : Armas? Sword gun baboy
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Pork Sword gun
THAI : อาวุธ? ปืนดาบหมู
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pig
TURKISH : Silah? Silah Kılıç domuz
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pig
UKRAINIAN : Зброя? Gun Меч свиней
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pigs
VIETNAMESE : Vũ khí? Sword Gun lợn
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pigs
WELSH : Arfau? Gun Cleddyf moch
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sword pigs
YIDDISH : וועפּאַנז? ביקס סוואָרד פּיגס
Back to ENGLISH : Weapons? Gun Sward pigs

I laughed my ass off.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"It is my wish to lay you down by the warm hearth of the fireplace, carress your every curve, whisper sweet nothings softly into your ear, and hope that those are cries of pleasure and consent under that ball gag."

56 translations later (I added 6 because I'm fucking hardcore)...

"I hope and happiness in Negotiations on a hot plate, if you decide to kurveball would like to invite Flemings."