Fun with stereotypes

[Ewyll]

Well, I am currently typing this in my jeep, while eating four cheeseburgers per letter, with my twenty shotguns by my side. And my jeep is chasing a bunch of African Americans, who I obviously hate.

Come on, guess my country without looking, come one.

"Can you answer that in form of a question?"
"What is American, Alex?"

Spoiler: Look inside to see!

Is it wrong that i find that Falcon video strangely erotic after the first 20 seconds or so? just me?

 

[Lizmichi]

I'm a punk so there for I have a Mohawk, bad taste in clothing, I'm a *****, will take on anyone that looks at me funny and beat the crap out of them, I'm an anarchist, and I have tattoos and bright green in my hair. Oh yea and I hate my parents and do drugs. Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

DUDE! YOU FORGOT THE SWITCHBLADES AND RAZORS! COME ON MAN!

psh real punks don't use blades come on. We like our fists. Blades are for pussy that can't fight. What are we gangster emos now?

 

[Hollock]

I think the most dissapointed I ever was, was when my french friend said she never heard of Jerry Lewis, but we still have fun making fun of each others nationalities.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I'm english and I have a slightly posh accent.
I'm also patriotic
[sub] my bedcover are the british flag [sub]
i couldn't find one of the queen [/sub] [/sub]

 

[Fro Angel]

Canadian Steroe Types are hilarious, eh?
Oot and aboot collecting maple syrup, eh?

 

[Ironman126]

I'm a punk so there for I have a Mohawk, bad taste in clothing, I'm a *****, will take on anyone that looks at me funny and beat the crap out of them, I'm an anarchist, and I have tattoos and bright green in my hair. Oh yea and I hate my parents and do drugs. Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

DUDE! YOU FORGOT THE SWITCHBLADES AND RAZORS! COME ON MAN!

psh real punks don't use blades come on. We like our fists. Blades are for pussy that can't fight. What are we gangster emos now?

Touche.

 

[Marowit]

Being from southern NY I have several Italian friends.

Playing with that stereotype is so much fun.

They never have as much fun with my nationalities though (Canadian/Latvian)....I guess I like herring...

 

[quiet_samurai]

I have a friend of Arabic descent... non Muslim though. And I call him "Shoebomb."

Shoebomb Shahid to be precise. That's what it says in my cell phone's Contact List for him.

 

[child of lileth]

I'm Italian, so we get some fun stereotypes about us, but I even play around with the negative ones when I'm joking with my friends.

 

[Lizmichi]

I'm a punk so there for I have a Mohawk, bad taste in clothing, I'm a *****, will take on anyone that looks at me funny and beat the crap out of them, I'm an anarchist, and I have tattoos and bright green in my hair. Oh yea and I hate my parents and do drugs. Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

DUDE! YOU FORGOT THE SWITCHBLADES AND RAZORS! COME ON MAN!

psh real punks don't use blades come on. We like our fists. Blades are for pussy that can't fight. What are we gangster emos now?

Touche.

No, not at all. Just making fun of my stereotype and really wishing the internet had a sarcasm button. Didn't mean any of it.

 

[Sennz0r]

Apparently I'm a cheap bastard who wear wooden shoes and smokes pot all day.

Within the borders of my own country I'm regarded as an emo because of my haircut.

 

[Enigmers]

I'm a Russian, which means I'm always either drunk or very drunk. I'm also a communist, and um, something about bears. (Do we hunt bears? Do we ride them, like the Bear Cavalry? Do we eat bears? Do we live in fear of them? Do we watch them perform in the circus on unicycles? What's the deal!?)

 

[CrashBang]

I've got a friend who's half cast (if that's PC?) and I call her my little caramel, she loves it

Because I love punk my mate often rips into me for having 'shit music taste' but that's not really stereotyping, that's just fucking annoying

 

[rt052192]

I live for stereotyping. Yet my friends label me a racist when it's all in good fun. People need to stop taking stereotypes seriously and just see it as the funny humorous truth that it really is. And besides, I stereotype all races equally.

 

[reg42]

I have tigers and elephants roaming through out my jungle-garden. Yay, Africa!

 

[googleit6]

An old teacher told me this experiance he had.
He went from Canada to the States, and someone asked him, "Do you know Bob up in Toronto?"
My teacher was like, "Yes, of course I know Bob in Toronto!"
*rolls eyes*
We have over thirty million people!

 

[googleit6]

I'm a Russian, which means I'm always either drunk or very drunk. I'm also a communist, and um, something about bears. (Do we hunt bears? Do we ride them, like the Bear Cavalry? Do we eat bears? Do we live in fear of them? Do we watch them perform in the circus on unicycles? What's the deal!?)

In Soviet Russia, bear ride you!
Yes... Jokes are fun.

 

[Ironman126]

I'm a punk so there for I have a Mohawk, bad taste in clothing, I'm a *****, will take on anyone that looks at me funny and beat the crap out of them, I'm an anarchist, and I have tattoos and bright green in my hair. Oh yea and I hate my parents and do drugs. Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

DUDE! YOU FORGOT THE SWITCHBLADES AND RAZORS! COME ON MAN!

psh real punks don't use blades come on. We like our fists. Blades are for pussy that can't fight. What are we gangster emos now?

Touche.

No, not at all. Just making fun of my stereotype and really wishing the internet had a sarcasm button. Didn't mean any of it.

I know. I too need that sarcasm button you speak of.

 

[Lizmichi]

I'm a punk so there for I have a Mohawk, bad taste in clothing, I'm a *****, will take on anyone that looks at me funny and beat the crap out of them, I'm an anarchist, and I have tattoos and bright green in my hair. Oh yea and I hate my parents and do drugs. Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.

DUDE! YOU FORGOT THE SWITCHBLADES AND RAZORS! COME ON MAN!

psh real punks don't use blades come on. We like our fists. Blades are for pussy that can't fight. What are we gangster emos now?

Touche.

No, not at all. Just making fun of my stereotype and really wishing the internet had a sarcasm button. Didn't mean any of it.

I know. I too need that sarcasm button you speak of.

I shall invent it then and make the internet life of smart asses like us better.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I make fun of stereotypes about me for good laughs.

I have a big bushy beard that covers 60% of my face and wear a turban all the time and I hijack planes and blow stuff up in my spare time while screaming death to America and the infidels. Oh and I hate when woman learn and drive.

Lets see what else...Oh yeah! I love cows and hate anyone who eats them and I am a little brown man with a red dot on my forehead and my job consists of answering the phone and saying "Thank you for calling customer service" in my amazingly thick accent.

Theres more but I don't feel like going through all of it.