Funk-Fu

[Insert Comedy Here]

La Grange by ZZ Top is the best bar fight song ever made.

Oh, no doubt, it's weird how you think of all the other songs you could have picked, only after someone has said them.
Hmmm... No Doubt... Spiderwebs had a good vibe to it...

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Sex Bomb - Tom Jones

...sorry.

 

[Generator]

La Grange by ZZ Top is the best bar fight song ever made.

Beautiful, beautiful choice. Personally, I would choose Black Betty by Ram Jam for obvious reasons to anyone who has seen Kung-Pow.

 

[King_Paco]

thy art is murder

whore to a chainsaw

it'd involve me carrying a chainsaw and killing hoes

what do you have against gardening tools?

idk i just see the chainsaw as one of the most brutal ways to kill people

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

The Sword by Blackguard. I think you get it.

 

[jat112786]

My Boot by Hub City Stompers

 

[Woem]

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive


A man, his will to survive and the skill to back it up. It doesn't get much better than that.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I personally prefer Jew-Jitsu. So I'd choose the song that's played at a bar mitzvah.

 

[L4hlborg]

Three little birds by Bob Marley. Make your enemies go to sleep and feel that everything is fine, then beat them to death with a frozen beaver. (song does not contain frozen beavers)

 

[megapenguinx]

Shotgun by The Outline, it would involve awesome kung fu mixed with some weapons fighting.

 

[Summerstorm]

Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult... holy shit, i would be awesome.

Or maybe "Momentary Life" hm...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Take this Life - In Flames. It seems pretty self explanatory.

 

[dwightsteel]

Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Bohemian Rhapsody.

Mama, just killed a man.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I personally prefer Jew-Jitsu. So I'd choose the song that's played at a bar mitzvah.

Hava Nagila. Not a bad song, bad when covered by a Beatles tribute band, but otherwise fine.

 

[terribleyetfun]

one of us is going down by the sick puppies good song and it would mostly focus on powerful attacks to destroy your opponent.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Hmmmm, Gutted by Cannibal Corpse, Hammer Smashed Face, also by Cannibal Corpse, Stripped, Raped, and Strangled (that's one song), yet again by Cannibal Corpse, and I should probably stop now.

EDIT: Force Fed Broken Glass, by I think you can guess who.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Something intellectual, like Lithium by Nirvana or Center of the Universe by Kamelot. I'd only have a chance of making through a battle of wits.

If you drag me into a physical fight, definitely put The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel on repeat.

Kamelot - Great band.

For me it prob be battle metal...Or something by Turisas...Viking metal, it's gotta be made of combatty goodness.

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

I'd probably choose Swing by Tempa T, come through with a baseball bat swiiiiiiiiing, pow, you're on the floor, no movement you're on the floor! It's probably the angriest song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GJL1Y2XVRc

Or maybe Slowly Raped By Chainsaws by Fuck... I'm Dead, kinda speaks for itself.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

These songs are so... violent.

Or maybe Slowly Raped By Chainsaws by Fuck... I'm Dead, kinda speaks for itself.

Hmmmm, Gutted by Cannibal Corpse, Hammer Smashed Face, also by Cannibal Corpse, Stripped, Raped, and Strangled (that's one song), yet again by Cannibal Corpse, and I should probably stop now.

EDIT: Force Fed Broken Glass, by I think you can guess who.

I think Jigsaw has been gearing towards the music industry lately, despite the obvious handicap of being killed to death.