Funniest Anything

[Jedamethis]

What's the funniest thing you can think of, jokes, things people said, pictures etc.

Once my little sister was having breakfast and I told her to eat her food quick. and she looked at me like I was an idiot and said
"it's not food it's Weetabix" ^^

 

[Griff]

Thats funny im suprised u didn't get a reply

 

[Jedamethis]

like I said, made at a bad time

 

[cas]

It should have been made in the morning

shes right though weetabix can hardly be considered food

 

[space_oddity]

more of a sustenance compound really
i prefer toast

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Me: "Mike, there isn't an 's' in 'excite'."
Mike: "Gav, there isn't an 's' in 'SHUT THE FUCK UP'."

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

weetabix can hardly be considered food

It depends, I think the ones with chocolate chips can be considered food.

 

[cas]

weetabix can hardly be considered food

It depends, I think the ones with chocolate chips can be considered food.

If you eat around the weetabix

 

[walls of cetepedes]

awnser="hedgehogs and mice"
question= "What did I use for my re-enactment of the battle of stalingrad in my back yard with the german forces played by the lawn mower?"

Mock the Week?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

weetabix can hardly be considered food

It depends, I think the ones with chocolate chips can be considered food.

If you eat around the weetabix

Might as well just have a bar of chocolate then

 

[Jedamethis]

weetabix can hardly be considered food

It depends, I think the ones with chocolate chips can be considered food.

that isn't food, that sir is Magical Tasty Stuff!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

We were sitting on a train in Paris, where there's graffiti on the sides of the train tunnels.

Mom: You know, this actually looks nice.

Me: Then a big swear word will pass the train...

*Giant graffitied F-bomb passes the train*

me: Taa daa!

 

[cas]

weetabix can hardly be considered food

It depends, I think the ones with chocolate chips can be considered food.

If you eat around the weetabix

Might as well just have a bar of chocolate then

so we are in agreeance

is it agreeance or agreement?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Mock the Week?

Yes, by the scottish guy with the glasses(I can't remember his name)

Sounds like a Frankie Boyle joke.

weetabix can hardly be considered food

It depends, I think the ones with chocolate chips can be considered food.

If you eat around the weetabix

Might as well just have a bar of chocolate then

so we are in agreeance

is it agreeance or agreement?

Agreement. And it seems we are.

 

[Proteus214]

For some reason my friend's mom decided to polish all the floors in his apartment with Armorall and we were all nervous that in our night of drunken debauchery someone would slip and hurt themselves. Surprisingly, nobody did.

The following morning we're having a heated Marvel vs Capcom 2 battle and someone said, "Hey, is it safe to get by the TV?"
I said, "Sure, but you gotta go fast."
After an impressive flying leap he lands on the step in the hall, slips, does a backflip, and faceplants in front of the TV.

We couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes after that.

 

[jmd102993]

one of the funniest things ive seen in a while was this video gabrial igleasias made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbGnJ52fjc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2Fhotandfluffycomedy&feature=player_profilepage