Funniest Conversation You Remember

[TheAceTheOne]

Okay, guys, this one's pretty much open to the funniest conversation, in-game chat, or random social interaction you remember, whether you were a part of it, or just overheard it.

I was in a random online chat and out of nowhere, everyone on the chat (except me) burst into song. "They took the midnight train goin' anywhere..." Happened a week ago.

Good times.

So, what's your conversation or chat moment?

 

[Reaver3]

It was a while ago, but I remember talking to my ex fiancée about anal smoothies... I'm thankful that she said no... My come back was "come on" but she had the final word... It's not like we didn't have the blender or the fruit

 

[smearyllama]

My friend and I have discussed many strange things together (during PE especially) we've:

-Discussed how Dante's bat-shooting electric guitar could possibly work.
-Planned the best movie. Ever.

We've also started using some really bizarre euphemisms (he's 13, I'm 14, what do you expect?)
Then there's when I enrage one of my friends by making fun of the fact that he's a Nintendo fanboy (he's getting a little better)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Pretty much anything my friends and I said during our viewing of "Daybreakers". The highlight reel includes

Spoiler: spoilers for "Daybreakers

-Making fun of the special effects for the vampires going up on the ceiling. They just flip around! There's not even anything holding them up!
-Talking about how funny it would be if, when the military was dragging all the bat people into the sun by humvee, the guy driving had sneezed or something and peeled out at 50 miles an hour.
-Making fun of the horrible gore effects, and how it occasionally looks like there's a guy hiding behind the actors with squirt gun filled with food coloring.
-The "Cure gone wrong" scene, which ends with the patient literally EXPLODING. Seriously, who the hell made that cure? Could they have POSSIBLY done a worse job?

 

[badgersprite]

My friends and I once had a very long debate over the subtle differences between "stuff" and "things" and which is superior to the other. I also once argued to prove why I don't believe in anything except traffic lights, and a friend consequently argued to prove that traffic lights definitively don't exist. We have also proven that pink is a flavor, distinct from Strawberry or any other flavoring that uses pink.

I like people who'll make weird conversations that make no sense.

 

[Berethond]

Anything resulting from The Game of Things.
Absolute gold.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Some dude on CoD4 kept raging because I kept killing him, and I responded every single time with pure rubbish ... good times

 

[tseroff]

After saying bow-chicka-wow-wow into the mic on XBox live, someone thought that I said, "Brown chicken, brown cow," so now I use that one instead.

 

[smearyllama]

A conversation with several people on this site about herb bread.

They know who they are.

Would that be bread with tasty herbs in it, or...?

Also, what's a Lurgat? Silly captcha!

 

[MissDK]

The coversation I had with my math teacher when I met him at a bar in downtown Copenhagen. He was TOTALLY drunk (so was I) and possibly high too... anyway we started to talk about algebra (God knows why) and when he was in the middle of a sentence he suddenly yells at some random lady "That's my lipstick b**ch" and runs off while his pants are falling down.. My friend claims to have all this on video, but refuses to show me in frear that i might delete it....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I had a lengthy conversation about the dimensions of time with a serious friend of mine. The funny part was I just kept throwing oddball, bullshit theories at him and he had to (just the way he is) break them apart using logic.

I made him so mad during that bus trip XD

 

[Marter]

Aylaine: GODZILLA MOVIE TEIM.
Marter: It's too long for me to watch tonight.
Aylaine: xD
Aylaine: I want dinosaurz though.
Aylaine: You can sleep...hopefully.
Aylaine: And
Aylaine: I will make dinosaur sounds.
Marter: LOL. I just imagined me sleeping, and you sitting on a chair next to my bed with a toy dinosaur, and you making dinosaur noises. It was funny.
Aylaine: LOL.
Aylaine: Wow.
Aylaine: Thanks for making me laugh and spitting out my gummy. xD

Gets me everytime! RAORAORAORAOR!

...am I allowed to quote Aylaine in this case and just say "this"?

I think it's okay in this case.

 

[Drakmeire]

I once got in a battle with someone on this site when we realized that we liked the same anime. we overtook the entire thread and turned it into a contest to see who could post the more awesome thing from or inspired by the series...
It ended when he posted an entire music video and a list of all the references made in it. we formed a fanclub.

for real life. I was at a convention with my friend and there was an awkward silence we brought up some random joke about every time there is an awkward silence a depressed baby is born (or something like that) just then one friend farted and I said "congrates now the most manly baby was just born, it's gonna go out and rape a bear on it's first day."
then a friend laughed and said "wait, so it's first day out of the womb it's going to rape a bear?" I screamed yes and thus began the legend of Tiffany Tyrax Dindlehopper III who was born with a beard made of razerblades and was fired through the wall of the hospital... we were so tired.

 

[Aur0ra145]

I've got to many to count

 

[Ham_authority95]

One that happened tonight, actually. My brother and I have a conversation that went like:

-"Alright, you take the urinals and the soap, and I'll take the stalls." -

-"But, the stalls are my favorite!"

-"Fine...I'll take the sink instead."

We then proceeded to rush in and punch up the restaurant bathroom equipment. We where pretty tired...

 

[Instant K4rma]

One of my friends (Female, to remove any... Confusion)approached me in school one day and randomly asked me:

"Do you think Bruce Willis has a large penis?"

I decided not to respond and continued on to walk away from her. She never mentioned it afterward. Still don't know why she asked that.

 

[Anarchemitis]

For obvious reasons, I partly miss Steam hijackers.

 

[Da Chi]

My friend and I compared A.D.D. We talked about bikes, paper bags, and helium all in a matter of half a minute.