Funniest Conversation You Remember

[TheAceTheOne]

Okay, guys, this one's pretty much open to the funniest conversation, in-game chat, or random social interaction you remember, whether you were a part of it, or just overheard it.

I was in a random online chat and out of nowhere, everyone on the chat (except me) burst into song. "They took the midnight train goin' anywhere..." Happened a week ago.

Good times.

So, what's your conversation or chat moment?

 

[staika]

I remember once when i was playing halo 3 online with some of my friends we decided to screw with the losers a little so once the game ended we started a conversation that sounded like we were talking about it for a while and all of a sudden we started screaming at each other about (i believe) politics.

then we randomly started talking about our favorite neighborhood hookers which didn't exist but we had fun making up the craziest hookers we could think of.

just about half the room partied up with us so they could keep listening to the conversation which we stopped right after that too.

 

[DanielBrown]

Had way funnier ones, but here's one I remember word for word;
"DANIEL!!!!
DANIEL!!!1
I HAVE THE MOST AWESOME IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!
sec, gotta take a piss"

I thought it was funny at least. ;<

 

[Mike Laserbeam]

Don't know if it's funny written down (Or if you weren't there) but me and two friends were playing MW2 a while back and some guy started getting a bit too loud for my friend's liking (His gamertag is GrumpyAsian)
Guy: "You suck you guys! YOU SUCK"
Grumpy: "Shut up! You don't know me! I try my best!"
Guy: "What...?"
Grumpy: "You don't know me! Stop hassling me! Shut up!"
Guy: "Hey Grumpy Assassin... Shut up"
Grumpy: "It's Grumpy ASIAN!!! GO EAT YO MOMMA'S YOGHURT! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"
Guy: "..."
Grumpy: "That's what I thought. No one messes with Optimus Prime"
Me: "Whut...?"

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Had a funny one. I was talking to a friend on the phone. He was going on and on and on, and I had to go do some stuff. I was like, "keep talking, man, I'll respond when you're done." About ten minutes later, I get back to the phone, he's still going on and on, and I'm cracking up into the phone.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I was out for a family meal, we'd all been laughing and joking the entire time and, when the desserts arrived, my mother (who had ordered a banana split) proceeds to say this:

"Oh, they've split the banana."

Cue a full second of stunned silence where the rest of the table wondered whether that had really been said or not, then we just all cracked up. I couldn't breathe for laughing so hard.

God love my mother but she sets herself up too often.