Funniest conversation you've had recently

[SeriousSquirrel]

I'll go first...

While walking home from school with a friend, I made a sarcastic commment/joke about, er, pleasuring yourself. A moment later my friend looks at me and says "I don't [pleasure myself], I just suck my own cock."

He just said that straight faced, and I nearly fell down from laughing.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

On the way back from the pub one of my friends mentioned about all the stupid things we seem to constantly do when inebriated and wondered what in alcohol makes us do silly things. I immediately replied, "to paraphrase Ian Fleming, once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit"

Typical excuse. It wasn't me..it was the demon.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

One about when it's okay to bite people. We got pretty in depth.