Funniest Joke Of All Time
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teacher: if i gave you 2 rabbits another 2 rabbits and another 2 how many would you have ?
boy: 7
teacher: no, if i gave you 2 rabbits another 2 rabbits and another 2 how many would you have ?
boy: 7
teacher: okay let me put it this way if i gave you 2 apples another 2 apples and another 2 how many would you have?
boy:6
teacher: so if i gave you 2 rabbits another 2 rabbits and another 2 how many would you have ?
boy: 7!!!!!
teacher: where are you getting 7 from ??!?!?!
boy: ive got one at fucking home!
i heard it the other day.
thought it was pretty good.
boy: 7
teacher: no, if i gave you 2 rabbits another 2 rabbits and another 2 how many would you have ?
boy: 7
teacher: okay let me put it this way if i gave you 2 apples another 2 apples and another 2 how many would you have?
boy:6
teacher: so if i gave you 2 rabbits another 2 rabbits and another 2 how many would you have ?
boy: 7!!!!!
teacher: where are you getting 7 from ??!?!?!
boy: ive got one at fucking home!
i heard it the other day.
thought it was pretty good.
.....particle physics gives me a hadronantiwheat said:Ooooooh.... Geek jokesdirk45 said:
Where do you put an insane tree?
In an a-xylem!
We were learning about a model of the atom yesterday. What a Bohr!
What is a physists favourite meal?
Fission Chips!
I'm gonna think up some more now...
Dead baby and tsunami jokes ahoy!
Thats about it for now.
rosac
Whats red, bubbly and scratches at a door? A baby in a microwave
what orange and blue, and at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby whose armbands have popped
Whats green, orange and blue, and is at the bottom of a swimming pool? the same baby 2 weeks later.
Why did fairy liquid do so well after the tsunami? Everyone was washing up on the beaches.
Thats about it for now.
rosac
I don't get it.DanTheBard said:
EDIT: Oh yeah, my joke.
"Why did the boy fall off his bike? 'Cos someone threw a fridge at him!"
"Why did the boy fall down the stairs? 'Cos someone threw lava at him!"
An Englishman, an Irishman, and an American are at the top of the Empire State building.
The American says "I bet I can have 10 pints of beer then jump off here, fly round and then land safely." So, he does this.
The Irishman says "That's easy!" and proceeds to drink 10 pints of beer. He then jumps off the Empire State building and falls to his death.
The Englishman turns to the American and says "Superman, you're a bastard when you're drunk."
It made me laugh.
The American says "I bet I can have 10 pints of beer then jump off here, fly round and then land safely." So, he does this.
The Irishman says "That's easy!" and proceeds to drink 10 pints of beer. He then jumps off the Empire State building and falls to his death.
The Englishman turns to the American and says "Superman, you're a bastard when you're drunk."
It made me laugh.
here's a couple of yo mama's so... etc jokes:
Yo mama's SO stupid, she gone to Bangok to get a Tie-fighter.
Yo mama's SO fat, Yabba the Hut says 'DDAAAAAAAAMN!'
Yo mama's SO stupid, she kept saying 'am not' to R2
yeah stupid, yeah funny, no not the funniest of all time cos that is too dangerous to be trusted in the hands of an Escapee. Or anyone actually
Yo mama's SO stupid, she gone to Bangok to get a Tie-fighter.
Yo mama's SO fat, Yabba the Hut says 'DDAAAAAAAAMN!'
Yo mama's SO stupid, she kept saying 'am not' to R2
yeah stupid, yeah funny, no not the funniest of all time cos that is too dangerous to be trusted in the hands of an Escapee. Or anyone actually
Stop, you dont know what you are doing. That joke will kill us all!!!!!!!!!!needausername said:
A lady gets on a bus and the driver points out how ugly her baby is. The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down in a huff. She spots a man sitting next to her and says,
"That driver is so rude."
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip. They pitched their tent and went to sleep. Much later Holmes woke up and inquired to Watson, "What do you see?"
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"And what can you deduce from that?"
"Well, some of them might have planets orbiting them just like ours."
"What can you deduce from that?"
"There might be a planet out there with life just like ours."
Holmes replies,
"That driver is so rude."
"You should go give him a piece of your mind, lady. Here, I'll hold your monkey while you're gone."
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip. They pitched their tent and went to sleep. Much later Holmes woke up and inquired to Watson, "What do you see?"
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"And what can you deduce from that?"
"Well, some of them might have planets orbiting them just like ours."
"What can you deduce from that?"
"There might be a planet out there with life just like ours."
Holmes replies,
It means someone has stolen our tent.
the back story for this joke is that sweden has lots of jokes about how Norwegians are stupid example: why did the Norwegian submarine sink. because the crew wanted to sleep with their windows open.
anyways heres the joke
two norwegians are talking when suddenly one of them asks the other, -why do sweeds think we are stupid? -I don't know. answers the other one. You know what. says the first norwegian. -I'm going to go to Sweden and find out. after arriving in Sweden the Norwegian asks around until he finds someone who can answer his question. -So why do you sweeds think that we are stupid? -I'll show you. answers the swedish guy. the swedish guy walks to a brick wall and puts his hand in front of it. -hit my hand as fast as you can. he says. as the norwegian hits the sweeds hand he removes his hand at the last moment causing the norwegian to hit the wall behind it. -so now do you understand? asks the swede. -Yes I think so. answers the norwegian as he's clutching his hand. The norwegian goes back to Norway where he meets his friend again. -did you find out why the sweeds think we are stupid? the friend asked. -yeah I'll show you. -hhm there doesn't seem to be any brick walls around here. he muttered. -Oh I have an idea. the norwegian places his hand in front of his face and says. -hit my hand as hard as you can
anyways heres the joke
two norwegians are talking when suddenly one of them asks the other, -why do sweeds think we are stupid? -I don't know. answers the other one. You know what. says the first norwegian. -I'm going to go to Sweden and find out. after arriving in Sweden the Norwegian asks around until he finds someone who can answer his question. -So why do you sweeds think that we are stupid? -I'll show you. answers the swedish guy. the swedish guy walks to a brick wall and puts his hand in front of it. -hit my hand as fast as you can. he says. as the norwegian hits the sweeds hand he removes his hand at the last moment causing the norwegian to hit the wall behind it. -so now do you understand? asks the swede. -Yes I think so. answers the norwegian as he's clutching his hand. The norwegian goes back to Norway where he meets his friend again. -did you find out why the sweeds think we are stupid? the friend asked. -yeah I'll show you. -hhm there doesn't seem to be any brick walls around here. he muttered. -Oh I have an idea. the norwegian places his hand in front of his face and says. -hit my hand as hard as you can