Funniest Post

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Like the title says, what is the funniest post you have seen or made here on the Escapist or any other forums that you may be on?
<color=white>I searched for it and there was nothing on this subject

 

[Queen Michael]

When the worst kids' movie were discussed and someone suggested Saw.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

That time i posted this...

Oops my bad >.> I couldn't find it with the search =/

 

[Fairee]

I remember one I saw that got locked, I can't remember exactly what it was about, but it was something really bad about women I think, anyway one of the mods commented before locking it, "My mind boggles at how inappropriate that is". At the time it was hilarious, worst thing was I found it about 2 am, so I couldn't laugh properly, I had to try and stay quiet.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

That time i posted this...

Oops my bad >.> I couldn't find it with the search =/

wow, you have mind reading skills? i wasn't even done re editing yet.

Soon as I seen That time i posted this ... I thought its been done before >.>

 

[DigitalSushi]

I remember one I saw that got locked, I can't remember exactly what it was about, but it was something really bad about women I think, anyway one of the mods commented before locking it, "My mind boggles at how inappropriate that is". At the time it was hilarious, worst thing was I found it about 2 am, so I couldn't laugh properly, I had to try and stay quiet.

that was the feminist gamer thread, the first post was, "how the hell keeps a laptop in the kitchen?"

Everyone who laughed at it got probed or suspended for being socially regressive.

 

[Fairee]

I remember one I saw that got locked, I can't remember exactly what it was about, but it was something really bad about women I think, anyway one of the mods commented before locking it, "My mind boggles at how inappropriate that is". At the time it was hilarious, worst thing was I found it about 2 am, so I couldn't laugh properly, I had to try and stay quiet.

that was the feminist gamer thread, the first post was, "how the hell keeps a laptop in the kitchen?"

Everyone who laughed at it got probed or suspended for being socially regressive.

No, it wasn't. It was something else, I still can't remember what though....

 

[DigitalSushi]

should I just say, most posts by Max and then we can lock the thread

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

funniest post ive ever seen?? It's gonna be noobish to all you super nerds but
when some one posted this
"first"
then it had
"This user has been banned for this post"
I PISSED MYSELF
i had never seen that before

I remember seeing that. Follwed by "second" "This user has been banned for this post"
God that was funny

 

[El Poncho]

It has to be on the zero punctuaton thread someone said first and got on prob but then when someone said first after him he got banned, it was funny because he wasn't even first.

 

[Soxafloppin]

When the worst kids' movie were discussed and someone suggested Saw.

i rofl'ed at that.

 

[Sgt Doom]

This one is the funniest i've seen on any forum for a while (this was on the GPGnet forums)

The UEF are a republic...yet they want to conquer and unite all humanity under a unified empire...

theres a name for that kind of policy:
Katamari Democracy

 

[spuddyt]

This one is the funniest i've seen on any forum for a while (this was on the GPGnet forums)

The UEF are a republic...yet they want to conquer and unite all humanity under a unified empire...

theres a name for that kind of policy:
Katamari Democracy

Hey, another guy who reads the gpg forums! *high fives*
That made me think of a particular post, which may not seem as amusing out of context but was hilarious in context which was in a forum game called RTD came up with...

I attempt to suck a dick

On the escapist, I can't pin down any one post, but this accolade almost certainly belongs to Max

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

*snippity snip*

That might've been true, if it wasn't for the fact that the search button still sucks asinine testicles.

But still, repeat threads are annoying.

 

[JRCB]

Yeah.... first and second posts are funny.

Favourite? Watching people argue and then they both get suspended/ probation/ banned.

 

[ElephantGuts]

That time I posted this...
[HEADING=1]The Search Button![/HEADING]
Once there was a mystical device on The Escapist known as the search button. The elders of the site knew well of its mighty power to end repeat threads, but they had trouble encouraging new members to use it in the first age of Escapism due to its poor abilities.

By the age of The Escapist 2.0 the Button had not been repaired and thus another generation of newbies grew up without knowing of its devastating power. But by the third age of The Escapist the second coming of the search button. It was even more powerful and user friendly than ever before, no longer did anyone have such as an excuse as "the search button doesn't work".
But unfortunately this wasn't enough to stop the dreaded repeat thread scourge, thus a mighty collaboration of Escapists far and wide banded together to give people this message:
"Use the Search Button, use it well."

Heed this warning well young Escapist, heed it well.


Just a small paragraph from Lexi & Con.

You've got a unique sense of humor there.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'm pretty sure the funniest I've come across was one by The Iron Ninja.
I cannot for the life of me remember what it was, but it had me in stitches.
Which is saying a lot!

Also, I predict that damn near every post will mention Max.
Seriously. You guys love him.