funniest videogame or videogame parody quotes ever

[PixelJunk]

"It is the yeat 2012. The world is crumbling into a new Dark Age. Disease and poverty run rampant. In a world scourged by desolation, pollution, radiation, and despair..."

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"BUT HEY!!! Don't let that spoil your day! Take a vacation! Are you literally dying to go on vacation? Well now's the time to make your dream come truuueee! With a luxurious visit to one of Big Daddy's Vacation Wonderlands! By the sweat and blood of those zany, wacky, oppressed, lower classes; Big Daddy's made his little paradises shine like gemstones amidst the teeming crud of our sad little dying world!"

(Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012)

 

[Glamorgan]

This is from Psychonauts.

Sasha Nein: Young man, I hope you've learned a lesson here today.
Razputin: Yes, I have. That shooting things is fun and useful!
Sasha Nein: No! That once you lose control, it's very hard to get it back!
Razputin: Got it. All thoughts must be 100% controlled at all times.
Sasha Nein: Well, not exactly. If you were to suppress all of your undesirable emotions, they'd build and build and eventually explode.
Razputin: Oh...So, what would happen if I blocked off all of the censor outlets?
Sasha Nein: Well, there would be a build up of censor energy, which would... [The ground starts shaking violently] ...eventually... Run, Razputin. Very fast.