Funniest warning you have ever seen.

[Fetzenfisch]

Last one is my favourite atm ^^

 

[sogortheogre]

I work at subway, and the packages of tuna we get say "Allergy Warning: Contains Fish: Tuna." I thought that it was a bit redundant.

 

[J-dog42]

I saw one on a farm gate that said, "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

 

[Googooguru]

Got a sign at work that says Caution Beware Slippy also saw one that said Today is under construction we apologies for any inconvenience ... i work in China some funny S*&T here

 

[Soxafloppin]

Seen a picture of a misprint on a hunting knife, "Keep out of Children", rather than "Keep out of reach of Children".

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

I saw one on a farm gate that said, "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

That's a classic. There's a farm sign just near where I live that says "Forget the dog, beware of owner."

 

[JdA]

Going to the bathroom, there is this very small compartment for valves and stuff (I'm assuming) no bigger than one of my hands.
In large letters, it says "WARNING: DO NOT ENTER THIS SPACE WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING".
Translation: You have to be Samus to fit in here.

Actually, enclosed space training is becoming pretty serious stuff. It's considered a hazardous environment, and given the crazy shit your mind can do when claustrophobia sets in, it's justified.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Here are a few I've found

 

[tombman888]

Seen a picture of a misprint on a hunting knife, "Keep out of Children", rather than "Keep out of reach of Children".

But then again, it's probably best to keep the knife out of the children as well. XD

 

[Aurgelmir]

Has to be the "May Contain Traces of Nuts" label on a packet of peanuts.

No shit, Sherlock!

The name is misleading, as someone above mention Peanuts is not a nut at all. It belongs ot the same family as peas (Which is also mentioned in the name: PEAnut)

So if the Peanut was not handled with other nuts, it would not be harmful to people allergic to nuts.
People allergic to peas on the other hand can not eat Peanuts.


I think my favorite warning is the one that is on some soda bottles:
"Bottled under pressure" written on the top of the bottle cap. I mean I might risk having it blow up in my face while reading the warning...

 

[Joepow]

This one made me laugh so hard.
Thank you.

 

[direkiller]

I dint thing west Virgina was that bad

 

[Pingrash]

I went into a KFC once and there was a sign up on the toilet door saying:
"For your convenience the toilet door has been locked. Please see the manager for the key."

Doubt this manager lasted long.

 

[campofapproval]

once found a messenger bag in china that read, "warning: this bag will protect against knife attacks, explosives and rifle fire." needless to say, bought it for (ex-)girlfriend, no idea where it is now, so on.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

This one made me laugh so hard.
Thank you.

Yeah your are welcome. I thought about airbrushing this on my PC casing before i go to the next LAN-party

 

[Thaliur]

Commas are important

That has got to be the smartest battery ever, if it's able to randomly start exploring its surroundings when heated...

I think my favourite so far is "traces of chicken protein" in our university's cafeteria menu, regarding chicken wings (or chicken limbs actually, there were definitely some legs in there).

Also, a sign on an electrical fence (in Germany) saying "Powerzaun". I just love the sound of that word. Unfortunately, I never managed to take a picture of it.

Reminds me a bit of GLaDOS saying "touching the floor results in an unsatisfactory mark on your test report, followed by death".

 

[Thaliur]

Sorry, I wanted to add the contents of this post to my former. Can some moderator delete this superfluous post?

 

[Hijax]

I think my favourite so far is "traces of chicken protein" in our university's cafeteria menu, regarding chicken wings (or chicken limbs actually, there were definitely some legs in there).

This obviously means the chicken limbs weren't made from actual chicken. i guess they used buffalo wings? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun]

 

[BabyRaptor]

I saw a lawn mower a few years back that had the warning "Do not use to trim your pubic hair."

No, I'm not kidding.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Spoiler: Wait, smoking is bad?

Spoiler: How many does this apply to around here?

Spoiler: But it was such a great spot!