Funniest warning you have ever seen.

[FoolKiller]

On caffeinated water:
"Not to be used as a substitute for sleep"

 

[Kayevcee]

Tense can be very important. Outside one of the labs where I work is a paper sign slapped on the door that says

"Keep This Door Close At All Times"

Logically, I took it off its hinges and stuck it under my arm.

-Nick

 

[Mr Binary]

Here's a good one. Also on a box of crackers. "WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO CRUSH AND INHALE THROUGH NOSTRILS."

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Commas are important

I don't get this one. Where's the comma missing and how does that make it funny?

I mean the exploring thing is funny, i'll give you that, but I don't see how lacking a comma makes this one funny.

 

[^=ash=^]

Got a lawn tractor? .. Don't run over kids m'kay.

 

[kinggamecat]

I once saw a bag that said, "Warning may cause "suffisation" " Instead of suffocation XD

 

[Reed Spacer]

Commas are important

So is spelling. I didn't know batteries went exploring when exposed to heat.

Hey, batteries get curious too. Besides, why would they want to hang around? Fires are hot!

 

[Napierdalac]

I have no idea if it is real. I would hope not...

Spoiler

This is real. I have a set like that, and it actually says that.

Leaves me wondering... Who the hell would stick screwdrivers in your own penis!?

 

[Sovereignty]

A sign at an Indian casino stating: Please do not leave children or ederly persons unattended in your vehicle....

 

[La Barata]

Two really good ones I remember, both are signs. One is in India, it has a picture of a tiger and says (In two languages!) "Only those who believe very strongly in reincarnation should risk going near".

Another one was posted on a fence in a desert: "WARNING: TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN".

 

[nuba km]

I live by this sign

 

[guntotingtomcat]

Beside a checkout in tesco.
'You're next'

 

[Pips]

Now, my issue with this is twofold; firstly, is there any real need to distinguish between 'fire' and 'flames'?

Apparently there is - just ask Dragonforce.

OT: Saw this one today:
Hacked IRL - Truth in Sarcasm [http://wins.failblog.org/2011/01/25/epic-win-photos-crazy-dog-win/]

 

[Unusually_Witty_Name]

I'm boring. The only thing I've seen is on a tube of chapstick that says, " Has removable cap."

 

[Canid117]

The Oregon drivers manual used to say "Do not fire a gun or discharge a bow and arrow into the street or accidents may occur." I don't know if it still says it but I sure hope it does.

 

[bulldogftw]

This is from a can of chocolate Lynx: chocolate brand deodeorant is not food, no shit

 

[InnerRebellion]

So iTunes can be used to make nuclear weapons? Sweet.

 

[baddude1337]

How can you not like that?

 

[ShadowLord180]

I saw a lawn mower a few years back that had the warning "Do not use to trim your pubic hair."

No, I'm not kidding.

This nearly killed me! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and I got light-headed!

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't know how to upload images, but there's a train platform sign that says "Don't stand so close to the edge, or you may get sucked off"