From Resident Evil 5, "Talk about side stepping a pot hole only to fall off a bridge"
Skate 2 "the general design in games are the 'easy to learn, hard to master' chestnut. Skate 2 pulls off the second one but is is about as easy to learn as piloting a Jump Jet."
Spore "Gathering around the various body parts that litter the ground that appear after what seems as a horrible mid air collision and nailing them to your body every time you get your mak on."
Crysis "Once upon a time there was a little engine that could, the cry-engine to be precises. Makers of the game Farcry, Crisis, Chrysanthemum and Jesus Christ super star."
Hawx "But then, they bomb the white house and try to shoot down Air Force 1... Who the hell is running this company Scaramanga. Why would a PMC invade the US, what were they going to do after killing the president? Declare themselves King? And where were they hiding all the soldiers and hardware you need to wage war on a global superpower the fucking Moon?!"
Awards for 2008: Silent hill Homecoming was my first choice for this award for creating an installment that specializes in subtlety and pacing and opening with a bloke getting a bust sword up the jaxi
E3: You play a well armored soldier protagonist in a ruined city where everyone is either a Mutant or a Jerk.
Coduit: "But" cried the munchkins "the conduit is a hardcore FPS its really good for a Wii games, it's gotten lost of positive reviews and its ball's are gently bumping my chin even as we speak".
MOH airborne: The gimmick this time around is that you get parachuted in to the level and get to choose your starting position, however there are only a few safe places to land and everywhere else is a highway to NAZI BULLET BUM RAPE!
2.5 D: If you die over and over at a particular checkpoint, the game will pop p a window saying that perhaps you would like to skip this level. Which i found quite aggravating. Yes maybe ill skip this level, they maybe eat a few French Fancies then take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina, get out of the fucking way this shit will not beat me.
