Funny article re: disturbing MMOs

Recommended Videos

Slicksword45

New member
Apr 15, 2009
7
0
0
That's... wow. That's just bad. Some of those games are just terrible (Mainly SocioloTron and Pangaea)

And because I have a never ending curiosity about everything... I Wikipediad them. Yep.

Virtual Decatur didn't come up, sadly.

Furcadia's page was to long and I really didn't feel like reading the whole thing. According to the page though, it was started in 1996, making it worlds longest running MMORPG. How? Not sure. Oh, and it was a finalist for a Gamespy award. And I don't mean this one.

Hello Kitty online... had a page. A long page. I just took one look at the page, then went "no." Though from reading the content section it apparently has PvP. I didn't read that, but I'd like some one to explain that to me.

SocioloTron had a page that was only a paragraph or so long. And all it did was talk about the sex. Worth noting that the game has been around since 2002 though.

Pangaea also did not have a page. Unless you want the page on the super continent, the Mac gaming company, the recording label, or the Miles Davis album.

So yea. The more you know.
 

Erana

New member
Feb 28, 2008
8,010
0
0
The MMO of the town isn't disturbing, just stupid. Imagine all the adultry spurred on by it....

A lot of people played Furcadia in my middle school. It was actually kinda interesting to look around in user-created places, but for the most part, it was kinda boring.
And really, the majority of furries aren't sexual fetishists, they're just enthusiasts for anthropomorphic critters that are not recognised by the media.
 

Henzi

New member
Apr 29, 2009
68
0
0
Haha, they are some fucking weird games, but I guess it's different strokes for different folks.
 

Sev72

New member
Apr 13, 2009
599
0
0
Number 5 is the best...

"Bring me 10 bear flanks to get your 5 dollar off prime steak coupon at the local grocery,"
 

Lios

New member
Oct 17, 2008
353
0
0
Furcadia and Decatur aren't really THAT disturbing.... but oh my god am I glad they threw Pangaea on there. I pretty much called it before reading this.
 

WillCourt

New member
May 1, 2009
62
0
0
The last one is so bad.. It's just bad. ~laughs~
Hello Kitty disturbed me. o_O
I'm worried for all the girls on there, don't they know the majority of those cute avatars are men? ~shakes head~
 

Aegwadar

New member
Apr 2, 2009
221
0
0
Read the comments on the bottom of the article... So much fanboy and prudish people... lol, They should make a godwin's law for WoW.... I swear...
 

mkg

New member
Feb 24, 2009
315
0
0
I like the one game where the guy is sitting on a bench chilling next to the two girls fucking, I'd play that!
 

300lb. Samoan

New member
Mar 25, 2009
1,765
0
0
If only you could cross dimensions in MMOs, and leave one universe to play in another...

PEOPLE OF DECATUR, BOW BEFORE ME! I AM YOUR NEW GOD, I AM A WERECOW AND I WILL TURN YOU INTO SHIT IF YOU DO NOT OBEY ME - I SEEK THE 9TH LEVEL OF POWER
 

solidstatemind

Digital Oracle
Nov 9, 2008
1,077
0
0
Like I said: just thought some people would appreciate the content, and others might appreciate the ascerbic wit of the author.

I think the thing that had me laughing the most was the bit about the 'werecow mantaint'
 

Stikibunn

New member
Apr 27, 2009
103
0
0
The last two on that list sound like my Second Life empire back in th' day.... Only watered down