Funny last words

[TonyVonTonyus]

Ok, place the charge, arm the detonator...oh crap, there's no pin.

 

[Dr.Panties]

"See you tomorrow!"

 

[exdeadman]

You should only need to stab once, fool!
or
(someone else) Hey check out my new camera! *bang* Wait, this isn't a camera...
or
[insert name of fictional country in allcaps]

 

[Serioli]

(While falling)

'I can see my house from heeeeeeeeere'

 

[Fidelias]

"Target locked"
"Wait, wha... Oh son of a bi-"

 

[Ranorak]

"He's just one man, what can one man possibly do!"
*gunshot*

 

[twistedmic]

This one is from an episode of the animated show Archer- "Fish shit in it."

 

[Tharwen]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"-*shot*

twice as awesome on the count of it being actual last words!

I came into this thread just to find the first person to post that and tell them it's not quite true! Well... [a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick"]"unlikely to be true"[/a], at least.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

"I thought today felt like a Monday."

 

[Vampire cat]

inb4 somone posts something written in another language

"Hæstkuk!" - My late uncle Jostein

 

[Salad Is Murder]

Mine were almost: "...a little help here?".

But then I got some help.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

inb4 somone posts something written in another language

"Hæstkuk!" - My late uncle Jostein

Så du (eller rättare sagt) han är Dansk?

Hmm

"Hey is that a spear or is it.."

 

[Vampire cat]

Så du (eller rättare sagt) han är Dansk?

Norwegian. Samme er jeg.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Så du (eller rättare sagt) han är Dansk?

Norwegian. Samme er jeg.

Fan.. Gick mellan Dansk or Norsk i skallen. Då blev det fel
Udda sista ord dock måste jag säga.

 

[BlackStar42]

"AARGH! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
"That's because your arms have been blown off."

 

[JokerCrowe]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"-*shot*

twice as awesome on the count of it being actual last words!

I came into this thread just to find the first person to post that and tell them it's not quite true! Well... [a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick"]"unlikely to be true"[/a], at least.

...
so many years... so many years of believing somthing that isn't quite true... I'm sad now.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Ok...the manual says to "cut the red wire"... *SNIP!* ..."But BEFORE you do tha-" AWSHI-

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

"Hey, you in the tank!"

We'll miss you, Tom the salesman. And your ceramic siding.

 

[Epslion.Bear]

When the lights red, Its safe right?

 

[gostlyfantom]

ROSEBUD!!!
come on, that would be awesome