Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.

[Quellist]

Well, beyond the WTF of kids running around biting people, i have some sympathy for the kid or his mother after all they have a good six months of stress and fear ahead of them(i believe HIV has to be active for that time before its detectable).

It's cruel but i cant really diss the guy for doing it, he's pissed and tbh he has a right to be, quite beyond the fact of the kid being totally out of control, human bites have a nasty tendency to carry infection.

 

[___________________]

I bet she'll think twice on how to raise her kid after that. The guy's intentions might not have been noble but I bet that woman learnt something that day. Sometimes people need to suffer to understand things. Letting kids run around bitting random people? I bet he's not doing that anymore.

 

[funguy2121]

So I was on this forum or whatever when someone from that place sent me a certain link.

http://bash.org/?777977

When I read this, I sorta gawked for a second and then laughed. Hard. But then I felt a little sheepish when I showed this to another site, someone commented that we were all horrible people to laugh. And there was the guilt.

So... how about you all take a gander at that and give me your thoughts.

Also Bonus: Do you have any outrageous stories about what you did to cope with children that appear to be uncontrolled?


This would have been a poll but it pretty much crapped out on me... Apolgies.

Well, the story's so dramatic and self-aggrandizing it could only have been told by a teenager. I'm sure the kid, who's a "biter" so definitely not speaking a great deal yet, wouldn't be hushed by the word HIV. If it were more convincing, it'd be funny.

 

[Torrasque]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

Thats what I first thought.
I know kids are annoying little fucks at certain ages, but biters? I feel sorry for the first kid that ever fucking bites me, I really do.
Props to Mr. Anon for thinking of that on the fly, I wouldn't be able to think of something like that so quickly on the spot like that.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

That was the most funny thing I've read all week that man deserves a medal and a million dollars and a boat

 

[Periodic]

Frankly, I prefer the company of petulant children to that of mean spirited teenagers.

 

[Mike308]

That is one of the best stories i have ever hears. All credit to those guys, that little shit DEFINITELY had it coming. Maybe that'll teach him not to be a twat in future.

 

[Mister K]

And you know exactly WHY this story is funny? Because guy who posted this story was NOT HIV positive and the only result of this particular life episode is that kid and his mom are going to be taught a lesson: Kids are not gods, they are half humans and will remain like this in adults mind unless he or she proves different (or you are a parent of this particular specimen).

Great story, overall.

 

[Rawne1980]

Now that was amusing.

Made me giggle more than my own exploits in supermarkets.

 

[averydeeadaccount]

i was expecting the mother to run up and and tell anonymous to get tested...
FOR ZZOOMMBBIIEESSSS!!!!

i lulzed though,

 

[Togs]

Completely justified, if it were me that had been bitten it would taken serious self control to not clock the brat, and I would definately chewed the mother out for allowing her kid to act like that.

EDIT= Thank god its a joke, I was shocked to the point of incredulity that such a thing had happened.

 

[Periodic]

And you know exactly WHY this story is funny? Because guy who posted this story was NOT HIV positive and the only result of this particular life episode is that kid and his mom are going to be taught a lesson: Kids are not gods, they are half humans and will remain like this in adults mind unless he or she proves different (or you are a parent of this particular specimen).

No, actually. I know you types like to believe that the only possible way to not despise children is to have children but it is not so.

I know I'm basically shouting at a brick wall to collapse, but people who hate children are simply people who hate people in general, unless they "prove different". It is hardly an "adult" mindset.

 

[Zeema]

i have a simler story i had it in the Announcements the other day, but here it is

Spoiler: Wall O TEXT

Also i was on the bus one day and this fat ***** came on with her fat kids, i sat there quietly reading Soul Eater [i was sitting at the very back the Fat ***** was at the front of the bus with her fat kids].
and i look up and there is one of the kids in my face asking for Chocolates. i said 'No, Go away' [im not very good with kids but that will be another rant]

This fat kid then goes for my Satchel [what i have a Satchel there cool]
and takes it and i grab the kid by his hair and pull him back and say 'Listen you fat Fuck give me the Satchel SIT THE FUCK DOWN and PISS OFF'
[Please dont forget that i suffer from DiD and one of them is a pure sadist. also he sorta 'comes out' when im annoyed or someone is a jerk]

i let the kid down and he sat up the front never made a peep in till he got off the bus.
the other people on the bus said too me 'hey you shouldn't be so mean to the kid' or 'that was way too harsh'.
even the bus driver said 'i saw what happened, to be honest that kid is always on the bus annoying the other people and drives me insane he tried to take me glasses off me while i was driving once. But what you did was way to harsh don't do that again'
i still stand by what i did

I rekon some parents really need a kick in the teeth, let there knob jock kids running around annoying everyone. another short story i was in the Canberra at the Museum and there was a sign 'Do Not Touch this Boat'

a Kid touchs the boat, alarm then goes off, then the mum walks over and go 'oh it wasn't you fault don't worry about it'

YES it was his fault let him take responsibility for his actions rather then sheltering him. [what i was thinking]

 

[Furioso]

Give that man a medal, what if the child was actually carrying some disease? Parents need to learn how to control their kids, tons of kids like that knock over the stands in the store where I work, its infuriating

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Frankly, I prefer the company of petulant children to that of mean spirited teenagers.

And i prefer Adults. To each his own i guess.

OT:

This was hilarious, kid had it coming. Biting people is stupid, what kind of kid does that? I blame society and its sick morals.

 

[default]

BAHAHAHAHA!

Thats what I sounded like when I read that, absolutely golden stuff!

I feel no guilt. If that woman never taught her kid with the back of her fucking hand that biting is bad, she deserves those few weeks of worry. It will sure as hell make her more careful in the future, won't it?

 

[InGrindWeTrust]

I personally think that was a very funny and creative solution to the problem, but then again I do have an extremely twisted sense of humour. Nobody really got hurt (except for the guy that got bitten, which I'd argue actually makes him the victim here), but after the initial shock, I'm willing to bet that a) the kid never went around biting anyone again, b) the mother started to do her job a little better and actually gave a shit whather kid was getting up to and c) that shop was just a little safer. None of that would have happened if the guy who got bitten just accepted it and didn't say anything. Personally, if I ever find myself in a similar situation, I will almost certainly be doing the same thing, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for sharing this brilliant idea with me. Bratty kids and uppity parents who let their bratty kids run wild only to side with them when they do something wrong are among the lowest people in society.

 

[Major_Tom]

That was terrible! Who the fuck allows their children to bite other people?
But the HIV part was hilarious.

 

[RemuValtrez]

I find it to be hilarious, and I love that site. Parents need to pay more attention to their kids. Now, after saying that, I might have clarified that it was a joke, but I think it'd be a lesson for the mom to start watching her kid more and stop acting like actions like that are just fine to have happen.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Hilarious. There was no permanent harm done, and it taught them both something useful. Kind of mean, but certainly not cruel.