funny moments not often mentioned.

[Z(ombie)fan]

Whats a funny moment in a game that you rarely/never see credited.

like... when you tell happy mask man you don't have majora's mask with you.

its "Happy-RAGE-RAGE WITH HEADSHAKING-storytime-Happy-plays a piano for you"

I found fun and silly. a spark of innocence in a scary-as-hell game. (I rate MM over SS2 in horror aspect)

 

[Pandalisk]

I never see Scorch from Delta Squad in Republic commando mentioned in any thread in funny moments.

I find every moment with him hilarious, and then when Sev is added to the mix it becomes an hilarity Explosion of humour.

"Was it Green-Green-Red or Green-red-Green"
"and he's supposed to be the Demolitions expert?"

"Someone important noted your excellence on Geonosis."
"You hear that, Sev? Someone thinks I'm excellent.

"If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?"

"I sense violence in our near future"

 

[comadorcrack]

I never see Scorch from Delta Squad in Republic commando mentioned in any thread in funny moments.

Holy Shit! I totally forgot about Scorch. Man I loved that game, it was epic and Scorch was funny as hell. Well I know someone whose digging out the old x-box tonight for a bash.

I'd say... I dunno... I'm not the best gauge of humour, I thought Leisure Suit Larry was funny so I'll just shut up and play my Republic Commando

 

[Vrex360]

The dialouge exchange between Ashley and Shepard after the romance scene:

Shepard: "You still sassin' me soldier? I think you need
more physical training."

Ash: "Tsk. Now what will it take to prove I'm
in prime physical condition Skipper?"

I know it's not like a hilarious moment but for some reason every time I hear it, it always makes me chuckle a little bit. Perhaps it's because most times when I hear hints at playful fliritng in games it always comes across as awkward and this was an example (to me at least) of flirty dialouge done right but still I'm not sure.
Whatever the case may be, I just really like that dialouge exchange. Not the funniest moment in Mass Effect but I still like it.

Come to think of it, a lot of Ashley's lines were pretty funny and well delivered and it seems she rarely gets recognition for that.

Spoiler

Ashley: I didn't know you speak corporate.
Shepard: All
you do is shove a stick up your ass and care more about money than
people.
Ashley: That would be a waste of a fine ass, sir.

''Why
is it that whenever someone says with all due respect, they really mean
kiss my ass?"

Ashley Williams: Huh. Nobody died.
Kaidan
Alenko: I could shoot someone if it would make you feel better.
Ashley
Williams: Nah, I'm good.

''Huh if the Geth are trying to find
god I will be happy to speed them up on there way.''

''Get up to
the bridge skipper, I?ve got other weapons to check out...Hey skipper
before you go I just wanna say...you know what? I?m not telling.... you
wanna hear this your just gonna have to come back to me.''

''Subtle
as a boot to the face.''

''Just because I can drill you between
the head from a hundred meters dosent mean i cant like sensitive stuff!
. Just don?t spread it around''

''nothing like a nice stroll on
the beach Blastin Bad guys with ma Boomstick"

"Dammed if you do,
dammed if you don't"
"Sir do you think you shot him enough?'

Shepard:
"It's good to know where I stand with the galaxy, where do I stand with
YOU?"
Ashley: "About a meter away...sorry, I?ll be serious."

"Commander
Shepard. Captain of the Normandy. The first human Spectre. Savoir of the
Citadel, You're in the presence of a god Delan. Back from the dead."

Shepard:
What if I ordered you to kiss someone else?
Ash: Well if you ordered
me to kiss a superior officer that would be in violation of the regs.
So I would be forced to decline and relieve you of duty... sir.

Shepard:
"We've got oceans, beautiful women, this emotion called love,
according to the old vids we have everything they want.
Ashley: "If
you expect to get me in a tin foil mini skirt and thigh-high boots, I'm
gonna need dinner first... Uh... sir... "
Kaidan: "That'll be enough,
Chief."
Shepard: "At ease lieutenant can?t see her in a skirt
anyway."
Ashley: "Damn straight, you cant!"


Shepard: "The
geth are perfect ambushers, Williams. They don't make noise, they don't
move, they don't even breathe!"
Ashley: "Sir, they have flashlight
heads"


"I'm a hellcat off the battlefield too.... Sleep tight
Shepard."

Shepard: Shut up and get over here.
Ash: *playfully*
Make me.

Shepard: You still sassin' me soldier? I think you need
more physical training.
Ash: Tsk. Now what will it take to prove I'm
in prime physical condition?

"Bold words Shepard, I like bold"

Shepard:
Think I should go talk to Wrex?
Ash: Well it couldn't hurt...
well... maybe a little

"Wait...you survived because you're
*lazy*?!"

Kaidan Alenko: When you put it that way, there's no
reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am.
Ashley
Williams: You don't take much shore leave, do you, L-T?

Kaidan
Alenko: I can see why this place is so popular, it's got quite the..
uh....view.
Ashley Williams: Hey LT, put your tongue back in your
mouth before you trip on it.

Ashley Williams: So you still
interested in me, baggage and all..
Commander Shepard: Everyone has
baggage Ash, the trick is to have a matching set.
Ashley Williams:
*slight giggle* That's awful, please tell me you got that out of a
fortune cookie.

''You are totally shameless, you need your own
line of greetings cards *giggles*''

Ashley: *sarky* it's a noble
goal, to bad most of your members are just racists!

''Where you
at Shanxi?! If not then shut your pie hole!

Shepard: What do you
want Chief?..
Ashley: Wouldn?t mind a foot massage sir.... sorry, I
will be serious.

''I don?t need money, a knight in shining armour
or a man to make me happy, this is who I am....I like her *with a smile*
and you best too''

''A Williams has to be better than the best,
if only to avoid suspicion''
Ashley: That?s when it struck me ''I?m the
first person to ever of stood her'' then my drill instructor kicked me
in the ass, he spent the next 20 minutes chewing me out for
goldbricking.
Shepard: Don?t tell me you had Gunney Ellison *laughs*
he's the only person I know who uses that term to describe shirking
duty.
Ashley: *giggles* Oh lord, you went to the Macapá boot camp
too?

A lot of people ***** about her for being annoying, but I myself just thought she was hilarious.

Also I do like the sense of humor in the Fable games, mostly in the descriptions of books or items because it seems to have a dry sense of wit about the fairytale cliches present in the games even if in the actual games this rarely comes into play.
In fact the wierd sense of humor in Fable is one of the things that charmed me to the first one.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Tying someone up and putting them on the train tracks in Red Dead. Sure, I'm evil, but that shit is hilarious

 

[Evil the White]

One of the first mission in Mercenaries 2, where they have that HUGE build-up, and then make you drive a little pink bike with flowers and a basket.