Funny phone conversations

[Pimppeter2]

Well I've been trying to find an Overlord 2 in my city and I've called like 3 different best buys searching for 1. Each time I've had a funny convo.

Sales person:What game are you looking for
Me:Overlord 2
Sales person: Overloaf?
Me; *facepalm*

Me: (clear voice) Im looking for a game
Sales person: Is it called the game or is it called something else
Me: *faceplam*

Sales person: What game are you looking for
Me: (slow and clear) Over-lord 2
Sales Person: Call of duty?
Me" (slowly) Overlord 2
Sales person: Call of duty what!
Me: *facepalm*

Well, tell me some of you funny phone conversations

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I think the third guy was trolling you.

Uh, I once had a rather odd conversation in which the only word spoken was 'Hello?'

 

[Curtmiester]

Me:I'm going to murder you.
Friend:Okay Dylan.
Me:So you'll come over tomorrow?
Friend:Yes.
Me:Okay, see you later you gay asshole.

.................
Sales man: Would you like to here about bell's offer?
Me: No thank you.
Sales: OK so you can get...
Me: *In my head* Damn hes good.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I hate sales calls >.> all of them are stupid especially when they ask if you want they're product and you go ...no so they explain it all again before asking it again >.>

 

[Curtmiester]

Me:I'm going to murder you.
Friend:Okay Dylan.
Me:So you'll come over tomorrow?
Friend:Yes.
Me:Okay, see you later you gay asshole.

How is that funny? That's just lame mate-talk, that's not funny to anyone but you two, and you know that just as well as me.

And in that other topic about "quality control" of your posts: What the fuck is up with you ? You're pretty much ninjaing every single topic, and have more than 4500 posts. Of the maybe 100 posts I've read, that you've made, perhaps 10 of them had some actual content, meaning and/or other-but-meaningfull intention.

This post is just to ninja, quite obviously, it's on-topic, but barely, it's just a half-assed attempt to get the first-post without getting the ban. We both know you just made that conversation up, regardless of what you say to this post.

Me only question is, and this being far off-topic for this thread, excuse me, is: Why do you bother? I mean honestly, come on, it's a damn game forum.

I'm sorry but that was just redundant. I mean look at him! HE IS A NINJA! ITS WHAT HE DOES!

 

[Swaki]

Me: yer i would like to order a large pepperoni pizza whit no onions.

Pizza guy had such a heavy accent which he mixed whit barely no understandability of danish that i had to repeat my self 9 times.

p.g. : oh that pizza comes whit onions
m. : yer i know, but i dont want onions
p.g. : the onions wont cost anything extra.
m. : yes i know but i really dont like onions.
p.g. : so no onions?.
m. : YES!
p.g. : why not?
m. : i dont like onions
p.g. : so a pepperoni pizza whit no onions?
m. : YES!
(i give him my adress and makes him reread my order 5 times to make sure he got it right)

when my pizza arrives i get a pepperoni pizza whitout onions, but whit red peppers, chili and olives.

im not fucking kidding... this happened 15 min ago im waiting for my new pizza which i expect to have anchovies and meat sauce.

 

[El Poncho]

When sales people call me I just say ok tell me then i put the phone down and let him/her talk to themselves until they realize im not there.

 

[airsoft326]

when I first bought oxygenplus, I sprayed and inhaled some while I was on the phone.

http://www.oxygenplus.com/?gclid=CNTZ5uO0ppsCFRJM5Qodnjbf9A

*spray noise*

Mark: what the hell was that noise
Me: oxygen plus
Mark: what?
Me: i dont know, I just saw it at 7/11. It was with the energy shots
Mark: What the hell is it?
Me: It's...it's oxygen, I guess
Mark: Why the hell did you buy oxygen?!??!
Me: This is like 90% oxygen!
Mark: But you can just breathe! For free!
Me: Yeah but this is 90 perce-
Mark: How do you know that regular air isn't 90 percent oxygen?
Me: Doesn't say on the can
Mark: It doesn't come in a f*cking can
Me: It's only six bucks
Mark: SIX BUCKS?!?!?! FOR AIR. IT'S AIR. JESUS F*CKING...how many sprays is it?
Me: it says 20+ breaths. So that's like...30 breaths! maybe even 50!
Mark: *incessant swearing (I think he had too much caffeine)*
Me: I'm pretty sure that if regular air had 90% oxygen or more...or even if it was good for you...then they wouldn't be selling it in convenience stores
Mark: Unless if they could sell it to retards like you who are like "WHOA HEY LOOK THEY'RE SELLING AIR IN A CAN! AND IT'S 20+ BREATHES! THATS LIKE 400 BILLILION BREATHES WAHOO O______O"
Me: Well, you're just jealous that you're poor and therefore breathing regular air for regular people
Mark: *sigh* republicans

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Oh I'm reminded of another one now, it's not so much the conversation as what happened after it.
Friend:Can I get a 16" spicy chicken pizza and a bottle of coke please ?
Guy: Sure, so that's a 16" pizza and coke ?
Friend: Yeah *gives address*

When the delivery gets here he hands him a pizza box and a bag with a roll in it >.>
Friend: Mate we ordered coke not a roll...
Delivery guy: Oh sorry about that, but we don't have any coke.
Friend: Fuck it we'll take the roll.

We still got charged for the bottle as well >.>