Funny porno movie names

[TheIronRuler]

Black cock down.

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

lol! as long as they can still get Emma Watson

I saw all of these Potter flicks just for Watson.
I hope they could make a spinoff, like "The Naughty Witch of The West : Muggle Version."

It wouldn't happen while she's still in her hotness prime, but maybe someday. And I'll still want to watch when that time comes

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

lol! as long as they can still get Emma Watson

The best part is that, despite official harry potter cannon, she is of age for the porno.

We will wait till we see the official money shot she'll release for one of the many magazines courting her.
It'll be legendary, the magazine that'll buy it off her will sell millions of copies, every single male harry potter fan will be elated. I think.

I might have to inspecto petrona that if you know what I mean....

High Five through the monitor!
GREAT twist!
WooHoo! So damn funny!

 

[ToastiestZombie]

1)Pornal
2) Metal Gear Solid Dicks
3) ET: The Erotic Transvestite
4) Viagra: The Vagina Descent
5) Call Of Duty: Black Cocks
6) The Human Sextipede
7) Grand Theft Titties 4
8) Boobs of the Caribean
9) Mr Bone
10) Wii Play

Probably not suitable for 18 or younger.

 

[TheIronRuler]

1)Pornal
2) Metal Gear Solid Dicks
3) ET: The Erotic Transvestite
4) Viagra: The Vagina Descent
5) Call Of Duty: Black Cocks
6) The Human Sextipede
7) Grand Theft Titties 4
8) Boobs of the Caribean
9) Mr Bone
10) Wii Play

Probably not suitable for 18 or younger.

About number 6....
IT WILL BE A MOVIE.
They're making a sequel with the exact same joke you're thinking about.
The Human Sexipede indeed.
I'm serious, find it via the google engine - type 'The Human Centipede 2'.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Jurassic Pork
Mortal Kumbath
Forrest Hump
Glad-i-ate-her (Gladiator)
The girl with the dragon tattoo...........On her tits.

 

[Zantos]

This is Anal Tap

I only like it cos I was in the second one.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Jurassic Pork
Mortal Kumbath
Forrest Hump
Glad-i-ate-her (Gladiator)
The girl with the dragon tattoo...........On her tits.

Oh right, how could I forget about Forrest Hump. Did you actually know that IS a real porno movie? I was shocked when I found out. I guess rule 34 really is true, no exceptions

 

[T-Bone24]

Uncharted 3: Drake's Erection

 

[TheIronRuler]

The lack of 'Mass Erect' is saddening D:

Stud Rising?
Beat that meat: Most wanked (nfs:mw)
WET....... Just WET yeah

What about "ASS EFFECT"?
I already said that.

 

[Wintermoot]

"Vault Sexteen" (it,s from the original Fallout game)
"Porno Holocaust" (it,s a B-porn movie reviewed by Brad Jones)
Insextion (cookie for the guy who can make the best "X inside a X" joke)
Metal Sex Solid (you don,t even have to modify Snake,s name)
Left 4 Sex
Need For Sex:Condom
Call Of poontang Modern Whorefare
Ass Creed:Orgyhood
Orgy Royale

 

[Cheesus333]

Insextion (cookie for the guy who can make the best "X inside a X" joke)

'A penis within a vagina' would be the obvious one, but I think that we as a filthy collective can do better than that.

 

[Latinidiot]

Dragons barely of Age..2?

 

[Vandy]

What, nobodies ever heard of Edward Penishands?

 

[Latinidiot]

"Vault Sexteen" (it,s from the original Fallout game)
"Porno Holocaust" (it,s a B-porn movie reviewed by Brad Jones)
Insextion (cookie for the guy who can make the best "X inside a X" joke)
Metal Sex Solid (you don,t even have to modify Snake,s name)
Left 4 Sex
Need For Sex:Condom
Call Of poontang Modern Whorefare
Ass Creed:Orgyhood
Orgy Royale

'snaaake! (uhn) SNAAAAAKE!

.......all done now'

and for your inception challenge: A man inside a man: insextion

 

[Sebster 105]

Duke Nukem: Manhatten wankfest

 

[Senaro]

This isn't one I made up, but "The Hills Have Size"

 

[Alien Mole]

V for Vagina
The XXX Guide to the Galaxy
The Butterfly Erect
Watch Men
Bored of the Strings
Cleave 'er Field
Minor Report
Thrill Bill
Etc.

Also 'Sleepy Hollow.' But I honestly can't improve that one. I could do this all day, though!