Funny Questions to Ask People in Other Countries
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Britain:Why is soccer so boring?
France: Where are all the french fries and toast?
Australia: Who wants to play mortal Kombat....Oh wait nevermind..
France: Where are all the french fries and toast?
Australia: Who wants to play mortal Kombat....Oh wait nevermind..
germany: is it okay to talk about IT now?
france: whats an eiffel tower?
belgium: are you french?
netherlands: why two names? "cough" conartist "cough"
luxembourg: were the f am i?
poland: so what are the russians like?
italy: so i hear you're islamic?
spain: whats poverty like?
portugal: so i hear you like the greeks?
greece: so those turks are pretty awesome right?
turkey: why do your women at the beach look like floral ninjas?
bosnia and hertagovena: so still haven't made your mind up yet?
slovakia: not when a womans around am i right?
england: whos the queen
wales: so were's the sheep?
scotland: why so sober?
ireland: are you all 3ft or is it only the men?
as for the others i dont know i'll think of something
france: whats an eiffel tower?
belgium: are you french?
netherlands: why two names? "cough" conartist "cough"
luxembourg: were the f am i?
poland: so what are the russians like?
italy: so i hear you're islamic?
spain: whats poverty like?
portugal: so i hear you like the greeks?
greece: so those turks are pretty awesome right?
turkey: why do your women at the beach look like floral ninjas?
bosnia and hertagovena: so still haven't made your mind up yet?
slovakia: not when a womans around am i right?
england: whos the queen
wales: so were's the sheep?
scotland: why so sober?
ireland: are you all 3ft or is it only the men?
as for the others i dont know i'll think of something
I have always wanted to force a British person or just generally someone who has a vastly different accent from myself to try and impersonate my accent. I've always wondered how well a British person could speak in an American accent, and whether it required the encouragement of a cowboy hat lol.
Anyway, I'm actually going to Germany soon, und ich kann Deutsch auch.
What I will ask them, most likely?! "Können wir auf Deutsch jetzt sprechen?!" which means, "Can we speak German now?!" Germans love to not speak their language, or so I hear.
So if I'm wrong and a German sees this, know that I don't claim to know for sure lol
Anyway, I'm actually going to Germany soon, und ich kann Deutsch auch.
What I will ask them, most likely?! "Können wir auf Deutsch jetzt sprechen?!" which means, "Can we speak German now?!" Germans love to not speak their language, or so I hear.
So if I'm wrong and a German sees this, know that I don't claim to know for sure lol
I probably won't ask anyone anything funny in 3 weeks on the school trip to London, I'm just not that kind of person who fucks with people so offensively.
EDIT:
I don't like the sound of the german language too much, many things sound cooler when said in english. But I don't mind talking or hearing german, its not like an annoying tune that you just don't want to hear, if you know what I mean.
In addition to that, there are many english-sounding words in the german language which are not too old, for example "Handy" which is a cellphone. But "Handy" just sounds better than any german word for it like "Mobiltelefon" or, to be extreme, "Sprechfunkempfangsgerät" or something like that
Wow, this got longer than I thought.
mfG diebane
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Its weird when people can speak german, or at least for me it is. I just have to grin when that happens, not because they sound funny, but because its not something that happens often, you're not used to that. Except for when they really speak good german.Zarkov said:
I don't like the sound of the german language too much, many things sound cooler when said in english. But I don't mind talking or hearing german, its not like an annoying tune that you just don't want to hear, if you know what I mean.
In addition to that, there are many english-sounding words in the german language which are not too old, for example "Handy" which is a cellphone. But "Handy" just sounds better than any german word for it like "Mobiltelefon" or, to be extreme, "Sprechfunkempfangsgerät" or something like that
Wow, this got longer than I thought.
mfG diebane
I always wanted to get into an argument about cheese with a French person, I'll tell them that French cheese are not the best cheese in the world. Although, I've heard from people that if you get into a heated argument with the French, get ready to argue for hours because apparently the French can argue well
Real honest to god conversation held in England,
Doc: Hey pass the chips?
Doc's 4th cousin: The what now?
Doc: The chips, I'm hungry!
Doc's 4th cousin: you mean the crisps?
Doc's other 4th cousin: Yeah *scoff* chips
Doc's brother: HA so then do you call them poker crisps?
No offense was intended, I think we were just shocked how we could hit communication barriers in a country that speaks the same language...
(also before anyone asks... no we do not call them poker fries in America)
Doc: Hey pass the chips?
Doc's 4th cousin: The what now?
Doc: The chips, I'm hungry!
Doc's 4th cousin: you mean the crisps?
Doc's other 4th cousin: Yeah *scoff* chips
Doc's brother: HA so then do you call them poker crisps?
No offense was intended, I think we were just shocked how we could hit communication barriers in a country that speaks the same language...
(also before anyone asks... no we do not call them poker fries in America)
I'd probably ask that, and when they don't understand I'd just start yelling the question very slowly.zHellas said:I doubt many will get that joke... Hell, barely anyone would.SadakoMoose said:
Sorry, but Humon's not mainstream enough.
[/quote]No amount of logic and reality is enough to contain my American hornyness!
Nothing!!
Besides, you got it >:B
Yeah, but I'm antisocial and browse the web a lot. DeviantArt too.SadakoMoose said:No amount of logic and reality is enough to contain my American hornyness!zHellas said:I doubt many will get that joke... Hell, barely anyone would.SadakoMoose said:
Sorry, but Humon's not mainstream enough.
I'd probably ask that, and when they don't understand I'd just start yelling the question very slowly.
Nothing!!
Besides, you got it >:B
LALALALALA!! I'M NOT LISTENING!! LALALALALA! O:<zHellas said:Yeah, but I'm antisocial and browse the web a lot. DeviantArt too.SadakoMoose said:No amount of logic and reality is enough to contain my American hornyness!zHellas said:I doubt many will get that joke... Hell, barely anyone would.SadakoMoose said:
Sorry, but Humon's not mainstream enough.
I'd probably ask that, and when they don't understand I'd just start yelling the question very slowly.
Nothing!!
Besides, you got it >:B
It's just like any cheesy kid's movie...
If you believe in something hard enough, All your dreams will come true!
Join me! If we think hard enough, we can bring into existence a slutty, big titted, stereotypical representation of Swedish women!
SadakoMoose said:LALALALALA!! I'M NOT LISTENING!! LALALALALA! O:<
It's just like any cheesy kid's movie...
If you believe in something hard enough, All your dreams will come true!
Join me! If we think hard enough, we can bring into existence a slutty, big titted, stereotypical representation of Swedish women!
Will Finland be there? He has the best booze.
No, but we can all gang up on Iceland...zHellas said:SadakoMoose said:LALALALALA!! I'M NOT LISTENING!! LALALALALA! O:<
It's just like any cheesy kid's movie...
If you believe in something hard enough, All your dreams will come true!
Join me! If we think hard enough, we can bring into existence a slutty, big titted, stereotypical representation of Swedish women!
That something at least D: